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  1. Men ask directions from robbery target
  2. Do NOT Give This Man Batteries...
  3. Truck-Pulled 'Sled' Hits Tree, Seriously Injuring Girl
  4. Footprints Lead to Burglary Arrests
  5. Woman accused of giving sherry enema
  6. explosion
  7. Skateboarder Killed While Being Towed By Brother's Car
  8. Well, at Least He Won't Be Fathering More Fans...
  9. Man awaiting sentence flees courthouse briefly
  10. Arrest made in theft of home power tools
  11. I was a dumb ass today
  12. Man accused of hiding pot near sheriff office
  13. Burglary Suspect Returns For Lost Wallet, Gets Arrested
  14. Outlaw Laid Low by Short Fuse
  15. 'Mad Max' fans arrested for recreation
  16. When Taking a Painting, Don't Leave Your Picture
  17. Police: Driver Rams Cruisers, Crashes, Dies
  18. 'Star Wars' fans hurt replicating sabers
  19. Now, that's what I call a pay toilet!
  20. Man Awoke To Find Bullet In His Tongue
  21. Police: Man Fills Out Job Application, Robs Restaurant
  22. Man with bong attacks police dispatcher
  23. Flight Instructor, Student Forget Landing Gear
  24. Drunk woman dies in cemetery accident
  25. Hatch charged with failing to pay taxes on winnings
  26. Construction Worker Killed In Pompano Beach Fall
  27. Midnight Rendevous
  28. Alligator Bites Woman Trying To Feed It By Hand
  29. Teens Run Over During Game Of 'Chicken'
  30. After Burger King crash, man parks, eats
  31. Men Accused Of Trying To Buy Drugs With Grenade
  32. Man Wades Naked Above Niagara Falls Rapids
  33. Would-be bank robber leaves empty-handed
  34. Winning lottery ticket purchased with stolen credit card
  35. Rape
  36. Pastor electrocuted while performing baptism
  37. Inmate Jumps From Van Going 75 MPH
  38. Dentist severs finger and fakes car crash
  39. Customer glued to toilet seat
  40. Dummy Tries To Ride In HOV Lane; Driver Gets Ticket
  41. Alleged burglar tries to hide in oven
  42. Devoted or insane?
  43. your computer has a virus
  44. Russian Roulette
  45. Officer Zaps Partner After Soda Dispute
  46. Worker Drives Through Home Depot, Tries To Burn Store
  47. Sober worm prompts net perv confession
  48. 2-yr old with .09 BAC
  49. Alleged Crack Dealer Uses Business Cards
  50. Braces Become Teen Fashion Fad in Thailand
  51. Car Crashes Into House; Driver Lands In Bed
  52. Strange-Looking Car Leads To Explosives Charges
  53. Woman allegedly tries to buy pot from cops
  54. 10-Year-Old Shocked By 69,000-Volt Transformer
  55. Man sues himself for vehicle damage
  56. Would-be robber asks bank how to do it
  57. Bad Checks
  58. Man takes street sweeper for a joy ride
  59. Well, there's your problem right there
  60. Man Allegedly Impersonated Officer, Abducted Two
  61. Woman tells police she tossed 69 tickets
  62. Kenosha Man Killed In Wood Chipper
  63. dumbass clothes thief
  64. Man claims new world record for fasting
  65. Clerk Notices Customer's $20 Bill
  66. Man accidentally shoots himself in groin
  67. Man Stung By Hundreds Of Bees
  68. SUV Sinks
  69. Teen hurt whacking
  70. Woman calls police about fake cocaine.
  71. Man Sentenced in Bizarre Diagnosing Scam
  72. Man keeps year's worth of garbage in apartment
  73. Robber Complies When Teller Asks Him To Remove Hood
  74. Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench
  75. Italian kidnaps ex-girlfriend to get ironing done
  76. Teen Charged In Police Station Burglary
  77. Drunk Cow Lady Terrorizes Middletown
  78. Hello 911? I'm driving drunk
  79. Smuggling Geckos in His Underwear
  80. Rip Torn Arrested