crshoveride1
08-30-2004, 09:20 AM
1. Your potted plants are still alive.
2. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
3. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
4. You hear your favorite song on the elevator at work.
5. You carry an umbrella... because you watch the Weather Channel.
6. Your friends marry and divorce instead of 'hook-up' and 'break-
up'.
7. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
8. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up".
9. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next
door don't know how to turn down the stereo.
10. You no longer know what time Taco Bell closes.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
13. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds.
14. Sleeping on the couch is a no-no.
15. You no longer take naps from noon to 3pm.
16. The thought of having sex in a twin-sized bed is an absurd
notion.
17. 'Dinner and a movie' are the WHOLE date, instead of the
beginning of one.
18. MTV News is no longer your primary source for information.
19. You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms
and pregnancy test kits.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff'.
21. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
22. Grocery lists are longer than macaroni & cheese, diet Pepsi &
Ho-Ho's.
23. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going
to drink that much ever again."
24. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for
real work.
25. You don't get liquored up at home to save money before going to
a bar.
2. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
3. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
4. You hear your favorite song on the elevator at work.
5. You carry an umbrella... because you watch the Weather Channel.
6. Your friends marry and divorce instead of 'hook-up' and 'break-
up'.
7. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
8. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up".
9. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next
door don't know how to turn down the stereo.
10. You no longer know what time Taco Bell closes.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
13. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds.
14. Sleeping on the couch is a no-no.
15. You no longer take naps from noon to 3pm.
16. The thought of having sex in a twin-sized bed is an absurd
notion.
17. 'Dinner and a movie' are the WHOLE date, instead of the
beginning of one.
18. MTV News is no longer your primary source for information.
19. You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms
and pregnancy test kits.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff'.
21. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
22. Grocery lists are longer than macaroni & cheese, diet Pepsi &
Ho-Ho's.
23. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going
to drink that much ever again."
24. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for
real work.
25. You don't get liquored up at home to save money before going to
a bar.