crshoveride1
08-30-2004, 09:22 AM
There once was a woman from grasse
who loved to tickle her ass
Her favorite trick
was to use a sharp stick
And scratch it while feeding the grass!
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There was a young lady named Gloria
who was goosed by Sir Oswald Du Maurier
And then by six men
Sir Oswald again
And the band at the Woldorf Astoria!
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A herder who hailed from Terr Haute
Fell in love with a young nanny goat
The daughter he sired
Was greatly admired
For her beautiful Angora coat!
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An old maid in the land of Aloha
Got wrapped in the coils of a boa
And as the snaked squeezed
The maid, not displeased,
Cried "Darling I love it"! "Samoa"!
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A hermit once thought his oasis
the best of all possible places
for it had a mirage
in the form of a large
and affectionate female curvaceous!
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There was a young girl from Mobile
whose crotch was made of blue steel
She got all her thrills
from pneumatic drills,
and an off-center emery wheel.
who loved to tickle her ass
Her favorite trick
was to use a sharp stick
And scratch it while feeding the grass!
-------
There was a young lady named Gloria
who was goosed by Sir Oswald Du Maurier
And then by six men
Sir Oswald again
And the band at the Woldorf Astoria!
-------
A herder who hailed from Terr Haute
Fell in love with a young nanny goat
The daughter he sired
Was greatly admired
For her beautiful Angora coat!
-------
An old maid in the land of Aloha
Got wrapped in the coils of a boa
And as the snaked squeezed
The maid, not displeased,
Cried "Darling I love it"! "Samoa"!
-------
A hermit once thought his oasis
the best of all possible places
for it had a mirage
in the form of a large
and affectionate female curvaceous!
-------
There was a young girl from Mobile
whose crotch was made of blue steel
She got all her thrills
from pneumatic drills,
and an off-center emery wheel.