Davagator
03-08-2004, 01:18 PM
Nursery school
teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"
First a little girl says "The sky is
definitely blue" Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange..."
Second little boy..."Trees are
definitely green" "Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."
Little Johnny from the back of the class stands
up and asks:
"Does a fart have lumps?"
The teacher looks horrified and says..."Johnny! Of course not!!!"
"OK...then I DEFINITELY shit my pants..."
teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"
First a little girl says "The sky is
definitely blue" Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange..."
Second little boy..."Trees are
definitely green" "Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."
Little Johnny from the back of the class stands
up and asks:
"Does a fart have lumps?"
The teacher looks horrified and says..."Johnny! Of course not!!!"
"OK...then I DEFINITELY shit my pants..."