Seven Silly Q&A Jokes

[crshoveride1]

Q. How do you make sure that no one steals your bagel?

A. You put lox on it.

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Q. What vegetable can you throw away the outside, cook the inside,
eat the outside, and throw away the inside?

A. Corn.

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Q. Why can't you play cards in the jungle?

A. Because there are too many cheetahs!


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Q. What does the Gingerbread Boy have on his bed?

A. Cookie sheets.

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Q. What do they call French fries in France?

A. Home fries.


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Q. Where do lawyers live?

A. In legal pads.

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Q. How do you keep a dog quiet?

A. Feed him hushpuppies.

[camillusk]

What is lox?

[AllCutieWants]

Its Smoked Salmon


What is lox?

[Davagator]

:vom:

[camillusk]

Huh. I learn something new from you all every day!

[crshoveride1]

I just took it as ebonics. kind of like aks.

[Davagator]

What is lox?

http://www.geocities.com/smokesticks/smokedsalmon.jpg

[camillusk]

:smt043 Thanks, Davagator!

[Davagator]

:smt005 you're welcome

[AllCutieWants]

Even though its almost 2 years late, at least you said you're welcome! :smt005

[camillusk]

:smt005 Better late than never!

[Davagator]

:partyman: woo! I was following the bots around last night.

[AllCutieWants]

:rolllaugh

[camillusk]

You were chasing them? :smt005

[Davagator]

yea I was on bot patrol.

[camillusk]

:smt024 Cool. Gotta keep them under tabs.

[Davagator]

oooo! I wanna play those pull tab game!

[camillusk]

Those are fun until you go thru about 20 of them and they're all losers. :smt005

[AllCutieWants]

Damn Losers.... I won $1 on a scratch off yesterday

[camillusk]

:woo Don't spend it all in one place! :smt005

[AllCutieWants]

:rolllaugh Maybe I'll get another scratch off with it!