crshoveride1
09-14-2004, 08:59 AM
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road. He
stopped and offered her a lift, and she accepted. She got in and
crossed her legs, forcing her gown open to reveal a lovely leg. The
priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the
car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember Psalm
129?" The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced
himself to remove his hand...
Changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once
again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
Once again the priest apologized, "Sorry sister but the flesh is
weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave him a meaningful
glance and went on her way. Upon his arrival at the church, the
priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up Psalm 129. It
read, "Go forth and seek, further up you will find glory."
Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you
might miss a great opportunity.
stopped and offered her a lift, and she accepted. She got in and
crossed her legs, forcing her gown open to reveal a lovely leg. The
priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the
car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember Psalm
129?" The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced
himself to remove his hand...
Changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once
again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
Once again the priest apologized, "Sorry sister but the flesh is
weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave him a meaningful
glance and went on her way. Upon his arrival at the church, the
priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up Psalm 129. It
read, "Go forth and seek, further up you will find glory."
Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you
might miss a great opportunity.