camillusk
03-09-2004, 01:26 PM
A woman walks into a
supermarket and buys:
1 woman's magazine
1 toothbrush
1 tube of lavender scented moisturizer
1 pint of ice
cream
1 single serving of cereal
1 single serving frozen dinner
1 can of Soup For One
1 16oz can of Miller
Lite
The guy at the checkout looks at her and says, "Single, are you?"
The woman smiles sweetly and replies,
"How did you guess?"
He replies, "Because you're ugly."
supermarket and buys:
1 woman's magazine
1 toothbrush
1 tube of lavender scented moisturizer
1 pint of ice
cream
1 single serving of cereal
1 single serving frozen dinner
1 can of Soup For One
1 16oz can of Miller
Lite
The guy at the checkout looks at her and says, "Single, are you?"
The woman smiles sweetly and replies,
"How did you guess?"
He replies, "Because you're ugly."