Doctor, Doctor

[camillusk]

I had my annual appt with

the crotch doctor today and she asked if I wouldn't mind a Resident doing the first part of the exam (which is basically

asking me a bunch of questions) so I agreed. Well, I don't think she knew wth she was talking abt. First she tells me that I

need to lose 10-12 lbs. Okay, I'm 5'2" and I weigh 128 with my clothes and shoes on. And abt 2 years ago I was 110, so yes

I could probably get back to that, but I'm not this overweight hog - ask davagator. And I work out 4 days a week! :smt026


Then she goes on to ask me if I use condoms. I said no! She asked if I was

sexually active. I said yes, with my husband! She asked aren't you worried abt HIV? I said not unless my husband has aids

and hasn't told me!!! What the fuck is she talking abt? Can anyone help me out here? Is she implying that maybe my husband

sleeps around er what?!!!! :?

[Davagator]

Umm, one word

"Clueless twit". Most of your weight is your hair, what the hell is she talking about losing 10-12 pounds?!?! :shock:



I think she needs to restart her medical training. Maybe she could find a cadaver and give herself a brain

transplant.

Don't worry camillusk, once the evil flamingos are back from spring break, I'll dispatch them at once,

that'll learn her.


I had my annual appt

with the crotch doctor today and she asked if I wouldn't mind a Resident doing the first part of the exam (which is

basically asking me a bunch of questions) so I agreed. Well, I don't think (fos) she knew wth she was talking abt. First she

tells me that I need to lose 10-12 lbs. Okay, I'm 5'2" and I weigh 128 with my clothes and shoes on. And abt 2 years ago I

was 110, so yes I could probably get back to that, but I'm not this overweight hog - ask davagator. And I work out 4 days a

week! :smt026
Then she goes on to ask me if I use condoms. I said no! She

asked if I was sexually active. I said yes, with my husband! She asked aren't you worried abt HIV? I said not unless my

husband has aids and hasn't told me!!! What the f#ck is she talking abt? Can anyone help me out here? Is she implying that

maybe my husband sleeps around er what?!!!! :?

[camillusk]

Awe, thx davagator! :D

[superdude]

Crotch doctor and evil flamingos.... I think i'll be right at

home here.

[Banannie73]

Speaking of doctors, I found out on Wednesday that I have

Diabetes. I was taking it just fine until I tried to to go grocery shopping yesterday. I was so confused as to what to buy

and what not to buy that I stood in Tops and started to cry. So I bought only about 10 things and turned around and went

home. I feel less overwhelmed today so I will try grocery shopping again.


BTW Camillusk, I think that they forget

to to teach new Dr.'s that they are working with people, real people not numbers and not cadavars. I probably would have

said some thing to her like "Are you trying to tell me that my husband is sleeping around? You must have first hand

knowledge, How long have you ben seeing him?" Maybe it would have snapped her out of her robot state!

[lisadomenica]

I'll help you not be so overwhelmed Banannie.... I'll go

shopping with you next time! :wink:

[camillusk]

Yea, I should've said that! And I

should've asked if boob size is considered in that weight thing. I mean, I'm a frickin' C-cup! And hair too, I gotta a lot

of thick, blonde, hair!


BTW Camillusk, I think (fos) that they

forget to to teach new Dr.'s that they are working with people, real people not numbers and not cadavars. I probably would

have said some thing to her like "Are you trying to tell me that my husband is sleeping around? You must have first hand

knowledge, How long have you ben seeing him?" Maybe it would have snapped her out of her robot state!

[BigFreakingFork]

:shock:

[Davagator]

[-X Stand down BFF, she's already

taken.
:shock:

[superdude]

HA HA BUSTED! :smt042





[-X Stand down BFF, she's already

taken.
:shock:

[crshoveride1]

ok... I want to see a new picture than the one that was posted

last month.... Ya got me curious now.

[camillusk]

How about one of me and my hubby? I will send it to davagator.

[Davagator]

http://www.davagator.com/images/camillusk.jpg

[lisadomenica]

That is such a cute picture!!!!!!!

[camillusk]

Awwwe, thanks! :D

[AllCutieWants]

Yeah my boobs doubled in

size while I was pregnant, now Im just waiting for them to go back. They were HUGE to begin with, damn! Maybe that was the 8

lbs I gained whille I was pregnant! LOL :lol:

[crshoveride1]

Nice Pic. Yeah definately the 8 lbs was all in the chest. I think

it was more like 20 but since you lost a bunch first...

[camillusk]

You guys don't understand - boobs really get in the way

sometimes!

[lisadomenica]

Don't worrk Camillusk, I understand......

[crshoveride1]

Its all good. Unfortunately it was my mom and Aunt that got the

point across one night when they came back from taking a Golf Lesson and both were pissed cause they couldn't do anything

but Putt LMAO.

[camillusk]

Do you know how long it took me to realize what LMAO meant? I've

been looking at it for 3 days!! now and I just figured it out! Woo! :wink:

[crshoveride1]

hahahah. People used to ask me if I was calling them Lame-O. LOL.

Too funny!

[Davagator]

My favorite is RTFM. I think Igor will agree.

[camillusk]

Awe, man, now I gotta figure this one out. :smt017

[Davagator]

http://info.astrian.net/jargon/terms/r/RTFM.html

[camillusk]

Ahhh, I've been enlightened. Thanx Davagator!

[crshoveride1]

ah now that was a breath of fresh air! Yet another day I've gone

with learning something new.