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Davagator
03-18-2004, 03:53 PM
One problem with sharing an

office with other people is that you just can't fart when you need to. You have to get up and go somewhere else and by then

the fart has disappeared. :butthead:
camillusk
03-18-2004, 05:32 PM
Ahahaa! I know what you mean. And then you just feel bloated and

uncomfortable after holding so many in. Sometimes I try to sneak one out and hope it's not noticeable. No one has said

anything so far! :mrgreen:
superdude
03-19-2004, 04:58 PM
I work with someone that doesn't seem to care. Just farts away.

doesn't excuse himself. luckily they Usually don't smell.
camillusk
03-19-2004, 09:53 PM
I used to have to share an office with

this guy that did that too. He'd fart and then leave the room. A couple times I ran out, gasping for air!! That bastard!

He's also the same guy that seriously spent 5 minutes looking for the "any" key on his computer keyboard!!

Moron!
crshoveride1
03-21-2004, 09:53 AM
"any"key!!!! hahahahaha. Now thats a good one!
kelticdrgn73
03-22-2004, 03:45 PM
Well I am so glad I have my own office, so if I let one lose then

it is my smelly problem. For that manner the jackass that uses the phone with out asking me then it is his problem

:twisted:
superdude
03-25-2004, 11:33 PM
I work from home so I can fart away.
camillusk
03-26-2004, 04:26 PM
You're lucky! I was so crampy yesterday because I had to hold it

in. I just wanted to lay on my stomach on the floor with my behind in the air and let it loose! :?
crshoveride1
03-27-2004, 10:09 AM
hahahahaha this is great! the best posts yet! Gee how open can we

be about our nasty little secrets? LOL
camillusk
06-01-2005, 09:50 PM
I think that the older I get the gassier I get too....:-k
crshoveride1
06-02-2005, 12:12 AM
AMEN
AllCutieWants
06-02-2005, 08:05 AM
:-k I was pretty gassy last night, but so was crsh. Must have been the pizza
Davagator
06-02-2005, 11:21 AM
OMG I was too. I could feel my stomach shrink every time I farted. It even scared the cat! :rolllaugh
camillusk
06-06-2005, 04:51 PM
I think cucumbers make me gassy. I had some last night and I'm paying for it today! :doh
Nosenoddles
06-07-2005, 10:51 AM
Onions make me burp.
Davagator
06-07-2005, 10:57 AM
Me too :-|
Onions make me burp.
oldgoat
06-08-2005, 09:06 AM
So True! I can eat most anything....but getting older makes that much more difficult to digest...and the farts just keep on getting worse! I have to get up from my cube and quick get to the restroom, sit down and let it rip! It feels sooooooooooooooooo goooooooooooooooooood! :smt040



I think that the older I get the gassier I get too....:-k
camillusk
11-01-2005, 07:37 PM
I fart in my sleep alot I guess.