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Davagator
02-21-2005, 11:11 AM
Damn being at a bar and walking past someone that smells like they shit their pants. :vom:

camillusk
02-21-2005, 11:13 AM
:vom: Eeeewwww! I hate when that happens!

MrBlues
02-21-2005, 10:30 PM
Burping you ass in a bar makes for more room for beer! :icon_jook

superdude
02-22-2005, 05:53 PM
They were probably high on drugs or something, especially if they are taking a powerful muscle relaxer. They shit themselves and don't even realise it.

MrBlues
02-22-2005, 08:42 PM
You probably wouldn't have noticed them otherwise!

Drowsy
03-04-2005, 12:59 PM
Have you ever been stuck in traffic and you have to shit sooo bad that you actually think you're going to shit your pants?

MrBlues
03-04-2005, 10:28 PM
NO! I shit my pants!!! :rolllaugh

camillusk
03-05-2005, 02:30 PM
I've never been stuck in traffic, but I've been in several stores when that's happened to me. Really sucks when you have to blow the bowl in a public restroom!




Have you ever been stuck in traffic and you have to shit sooo bad that you actually think you're going to shit your pants?

MrBlues
03-05-2005, 10:18 PM
Leaving sparkles in the bowl is really cool! :rolllaugh

Drowsy
03-07-2005, 02:18 PM
Sparkles? :102:

Nosenoddles
03-07-2005, 02:45 PM
Shit stains caused by having the green apple splatters.


Sparkles? :102:

MrBlues
03-07-2005, 10:22 PM
Sparkles: Little pieces of shit stuck to the bowl & rim impervious to the forces of pressurized water jets aimed to evacuate the porcelain receptacle of the remaining residue. The "Hershey Squirts", following a Chinese Buffet is one of the biggest contributors to this condition. :smt023