Laptops

[superdude]

Why do they call it a laptop when the manual says not to

place it on your lap (because it can cause burns)?!!?!?!?!?

[crshoveride1]

Well I would hope that it doesn't get hot enough to burn ya. Mine

gets a little warm but not quite warm enough to burn. When I was in the hospital with Allcutie and Zoe I moved it to the seat

I was sitting in so the doctor could do his thing with the two of em and when I went back to sit down man was my seat warm!

If it had only vibrated too I woulda been in heaven lol. I suppose now that i think about it, I coulda farted and been all

set.

[camillusk]

I think my father-in-law bought his leather recliner just so his

farts would be louder on the leather!

[crshoveride1]

thats my kind of man! LOL

[camillusk]

I feel bad for his wife, but he says she gives it right back -

even rips one off and throws the covers over his head! lol

[crshoveride1]

Hell that sounds like Allcutie even!

[camillusk]

Ahahahaa! Go Allcutie! :smt038

[BigFreakingFork]

My freaking ex bitch used to fart all the time. It was freaking

awful! Stunk like the sewars of freaking HELL.

[crshoveride1]

yah I dated someone like that. Silent ones but man could it

clear a whole Gym out in 5 seconds flat!

[lisadomenica]

Be careful of Ali then.... She may be little but

MAN they are bad! :smt118

[Nosenoddles]

My dogs farts will bring tears to your eyes. sick! :smt022