crshoveride1
09-21-2005, 11:31 PM
Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year old white
male, resident
of Greece , NY , in a pumpkin patch very late on Friday
night.
Davidson will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior,
public
indecency, and public intoxication at the Monroe County Courthouse
on Monday.
The suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing the
pumpkin patch,
he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and
squishy inside,
and there was no one around here for miles. At least I
thought there
wasn't," he stated in a phone interview from the County
jail.
Davidson went on to state that picked out a pumpkin that
he thought
was appropriate for his purposes, cut a hole in it, and
proceeded to
satisfy his alleged "need". "I guess I was just really
into it, you
know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the
process,
Davidson apparently failed to notice the Greece police
car
approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer
Brenda Taylor
approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for
sure," said
officer Taylor. "I walked up to [Davidson] and he's . . .
just working
away at this pumpkin."
"I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you
realize that
you're doing it with a pumpkin?' He got real surprised as
you would
expect and then looked me straight in the face and said....
"A pumpkin?
Damn.... is it midnight already?"
male, resident
of Greece , NY , in a pumpkin patch very late on Friday
night.
Davidson will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior,
public
indecency, and public intoxication at the Monroe County Courthouse
on Monday.
The suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing the
pumpkin patch,
he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and
squishy inside,
and there was no one around here for miles. At least I
thought there
wasn't," he stated in a phone interview from the County
jail.
Davidson went on to state that picked out a pumpkin that
he thought
was appropriate for his purposes, cut a hole in it, and
proceeded to
satisfy his alleged "need". "I guess I was just really
into it, you
know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the
process,
Davidson apparently failed to notice the Greece police
car
approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer
Brenda Taylor
approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for
sure," said
officer Taylor. "I walked up to [Davidson] and he's . . .
just working
away at this pumpkin."
"I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you
realize that
you're doing it with a pumpkin?' He got real surprised as
you would
expect and then looked me straight in the face and said....
"A pumpkin?
Damn.... is it midnight already?"