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Davagator
04-22-2004, 05:29 PM
"do a quick double tap, like ya was shootin a

varmint with yer .22"

kelticdrgn73
04-23-2004, 03:10 PM
Hold it,hold it for the love of Jane Russles fat hourse's ass on

toast what does that quote me for us in the city

camillusk
04-23-2004, 05:47 PM
Holy run-on sentence! Man, Keltic. I actually have to think to

read your posts! Haven't you ever heard of a period - and don't get smart, I'm talking punctuation here. :rolleyes:

crshoveride1
04-24-2004, 12:52 AM
Its the water I'm tellin ya!

AllCutieWants
04-24-2004, 10:42 AM
No no, he was a product of

the Niagara Falls School System!! You know in the Buffalo area, if you tell someone that, they go "ahhhh, ok" :smt046

Davagator
04-24-2004, 01:31 PM
:smt038

hahahahahh

Davagator
04-25-2004, 06:15 PM
translated from a chinese

movie:

"Now I feel flatulent, and you did

it."

kelticdrgn73
04-26-2004, 07:47 AM
Well shit the bed, I am so sorry you had to do something as hard

as thinking :finga: To all in Davagator land, I am so sorry I do not always have time to put periods or spell things

correctly. I am in a rush at work and do not alway have time to catch the small things. Please to all that find my english

poor I am sorry. :smt089

camillusk
04-26-2004, 12:05 PM
Jeesh! Don't take it so seriously - I was just pulling your leg!

:smt107


Well shit the bed, I am so sorry you had to do something as hard as

thinking :finga: To all in Davagator land, I am so sorry I do not always have time to put periods or spell things

correctly. I am in a rush at work and do not alway have time to catch the small things. Please to all that find my english

poor I am sorry. :smt089

crshoveride1
04-26-2004, 12:12 PM
ah... you best watch what your pullin... he's married with two

kids and I think bannanie would gladly give him up! LOL

Davagator
04-26-2004, 12:24 PM
:shock:

kelticdrgn73
04-26-2004, 12:35 PM
Well I am very sensitive, and you hurt my feelings :smt089. No I

am just kidding I figured if you can dish it you can take it. Camillusk I just have a very sick sense of humor and it takes

many some time to get it, and some never. You got crsh I have seen a picture NICE!!! :oops:

camillusk
04-26-2004, 02:34 PM
:oops: I didn't mean his 3rd

leg!!


ah... you best watch what your pullin... he's married with two kids and I

think bannanie would gladly give him up! LOL

greyfox 53
04-27-2004, 09:24 AM
"To err is human, to moo is bovine"

Davagator
04-27-2004, 12:20 PM
The case of the explosive wiener began at 8 a.m. when somebody

called the sheriff’s office to say that the two boys might be making some kind of destructive

device.

:shock:

AllCutieWants
04-27-2004, 10:28 PM
:shock: What the.......

The case of the explosive wiener began at 8 a.m. when somebody called the sheriff’s office to say that the two boys might be making some kind of destructive device.

:shock:

AllCutieWants
04-27-2004, 10:29 PM
My all time favorite quote



"Your ignorance makes me ill and angry!"

Davagator
04-27-2004, 10:34 PM
Supposedly these 14 y/o's were putting "napalm" in sausages and trying to get them to go off.... you know...boys and their wieners...


:shock: What

the.......

The

case of the explosive wiener began at 8 a.m. when somebody called the sheriff’s office to say that the two boys might be

making some kind of destructive device.



:shock:

superdude
04-28-2004, 12:41 AM
no comment. :D

Davagator
04-28-2004, 03:55 PM
"We want to express our regret to chickens for having to kill them"

Davagator
04-29-2004, 03:20 PM
"This is a hillbilly attitude. You could film 'Deliverance 2' and '3' with this kind of attitude"

Davagator
04-30-2004, 12:29 PM
An error on one of our print servers:

The system was unable to allocate from the nonpaged pool because the pool was empty.

Davagator
05-06-2004, 10:42 AM
"He is basically normal"

Banannie73
05-06-2004, 11:47 AM
"If you live one hundred years, I hope I live one hundred minus one. So I never have to live a day without you." From the great philosopher- Winnie the Pooh :D

Banannie73
05-06-2004, 12:04 PM
"A smile starts on the lips.
A grin spreads to the eyes.
A chuckle comes from the belly.
But a good laugh bursts forth from the soul,
Overflows and bubbles all around."

kelticdrgn73
05-07-2004, 01:50 PM
I have seen the face of my enemy, and that enemy is me. :smt027