crshoveride1
05-03-2004, 03:36 PM
A little boy and girl are playing in a
sandbox.
The little boy has to go
to take a pee and he was told by his mother to always
be polite and don't talk
about private matters in public.
At first he holds it in for a little while because he does not
know what to say to the
little girl to excuse himself.
Then he remembers what his Mom had said at the
restaurant to excuse herself from the
table.
So he turns to the little girl and says "Will you excuse
me I have to go powder my nose."
And saying that
he leaps out of the sandbox and runs to the washroom.
When he comes back the little girl looks up at him
and asks "Did
you powder your nose?"
"Yes" said the little boy stepping back into the sandbox.
"Well then" says the little
girl, "You'd better
close your purse because your lipstick is hanging out."
sandbox.
The little boy has to go
to take a pee and he was told by his mother to always
be polite and don't talk
about private matters in public.
At first he holds it in for a little while because he does not
know what to say to the
little girl to excuse himself.
Then he remembers what his Mom had said at the
restaurant to excuse herself from the
table.
So he turns to the little girl and says "Will you excuse
me I have to go powder my nose."
And saying that
he leaps out of the sandbox and runs to the washroom.
When he comes back the little girl looks up at him
and asks "Did
you powder your nose?"
"Yes" said the little boy stepping back into the sandbox.
"Well then" says the little
girl, "You'd better
close your purse because your lipstick is hanging out."