Davagator
01-06-2006, 02:17 PM
A 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow = "Not intended for highway use."
A 5-inch fishing lure with three nasty steel hooks= "Harmful if swallowed."
A CD player = "Do not use the Ultradisc2000 as a projectile in a catapult."
A Children's cough medicine = "Do not drive car or operate machinery."
A Halloween Batman costume = "This cape does not give the wearer the ability to fly."
A bottle of shampoo for dogs = "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish."
A can of self-defense pepper spray = "May irritate eyes."
A computer mouse = "Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers."
A popular manufactured fireplace log = "Caution - Risk of Fire."
A prescription of sleeping pills = "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
A string of Chinese made Christmas lights = "For indoor or outdoor use only."
A baby stroller = "Remove child before folding."
An electric thermometer = "Do not use orally after using rectally."
A brand of Korean kitchen knives = "Keep out of children."
A Tampax Tampons package = "Remove used tampon before inserting a new one."
:-k Humans are stupid.
A 5-inch fishing lure with three nasty steel hooks= "Harmful if swallowed."
A CD player = "Do not use the Ultradisc2000 as a projectile in a catapult."
A Children's cough medicine = "Do not drive car or operate machinery."
A Halloween Batman costume = "This cape does not give the wearer the ability to fly."
A bottle of shampoo for dogs = "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish."
A can of self-defense pepper spray = "May irritate eyes."
A computer mouse = "Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers."
A popular manufactured fireplace log = "Caution - Risk of Fire."
A prescription of sleeping pills = "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
A string of Chinese made Christmas lights = "For indoor or outdoor use only."
A baby stroller = "Remove child before folding."
An electric thermometer = "Do not use orally after using rectally."
A brand of Korean kitchen knives = "Keep out of children."
A Tampax Tampons package = "Remove used tampon before inserting a new one."
:-k Humans are stupid.