Rain, puddles, hands, lint, and keep your boobs put away.

[Davagator]

Ok, so there I was working on a project when I said to myself:
(green font = conversation in my head)
"I need to get some legal size paper"
"For what?"
"For this project I'm working on"
"Well its almost closing time and I have to make a deposit at the bank so that'll work"
"Where's my keys?"
"oh yea, found them"

So I leave. My neighbor was getting her mail and we said hi to each other. "Make note that she needs to be linted."

So I drive down Jefferson road and almost smashed into someone "fucking dumbass!" because the idiot didn't have his lights on.

I get to the drive up ATM at the bank "Who the hell designed this thing?" "Must of been someone with 6 foot long arms!" and make my deposit.

I finally make it to Office Depot, get my legal size paper and go to the checkout. Some kid was the cashier. "Should I tell him he has a snot hanging from his nose?" "No. He'll probably just wipe it with his hand and then handle the cash with it" "Eewww"

He's asks if I want a bag for the paper. "Man thats a huge snot, how can he not notice it?" I say no to the bag and start walking out to my car.

So you know, its been raining most of the evening and the puddles are getting pretty big. Then for no fucking reason at all, my hands decide to go on strike and to drop everything that they're holding. Splash!! into the puddle "SHIT! Damnit all!" goes my pack of paper that I refused a plastic bag. I pick the paper out of the puddle. "I hope some of it isn't ruined." So I open the wrapper and amazingly the sheets inside were undamaged! "KICKASS!"

So I get rid of the wet paper wrapper and go home. I pull into my usual parking spot and get out. I looked around the parking lot. "hmmm, neighbor lady is gone. LINTING TIME!" So she got linted, my paper didn't get ruined and now I'm happy "I wonder if that cashier discovered his snot yet."

In case you're wondering why "keeps your boobs put away" is in the subject line, well, the last time I wrote a long post that involved a liquid, boobs were flying everywhere! :smt104

[lisadomenica]

ahahahahahah :lol:

[AllCutieWants]

Damn! I know Banannie was looking forward to whipping her boobs out again! :lol:

[superdude]

I had my shirt off when I read that. Am I in trouble now?

[camillusk]

I think we'll let it slide this time, superdude. :wink:

[Nosenoddles]

Why do people have such a hard time telling someone that they have a huge snot hanging from their noses?

[camillusk]

I think it's because they are trying to save the snot person from embarassment, which is kind of ironic, because they have snot on/in/hanging from their nose which is already embarassing enough!

[Davagator]

The same when they have stuff in there teeth too.

[kelticdrgn73]

I like boobs they are nice, ummmmm. :lol: (as Homer SImson would say it, and spit rolling down his face)

[crshoveride1]

yeah yeah sure HOMER said it... I think You said it! I know damn sure I would!

[camillusk]

Wait, where did this come from! :lol: I thought we were talking abt snot and stuff in people's teeth!

[crshoveride1]

lol. Zoe gets the cutest little boogars hangin from her nose. I don't think she's too embarassed. I think Cutie is more embarassed taking them out than Zoe is having them.

[Davagator]

ahhaha I would be too,

[lisadomenica]

Allcutie will stop being embarassed soon! Just wait until anything that Zoe wants to spit out of her mouth! S hand will be right there waiting to catch it! (Its an aunt thing too, I do it for the girls when we're out and they don't want their gum etc. Its not too gross)



lol. Zoe gets the cutest little boogars hangin from her nose. I don't think she's too embarassed. I think Cutie is more embarassed taking them out than Zoe is having them.

[greyfox 53]

I would do anything for my Zo Zo,remember you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friends noses!!

[AllCutieWants]

I dont mind picking Zoes nose.... I cant stand when she has boogars!

[Davagator]

I can't stand it when I have boogars!


I dont mind picking Zoes nose.... I cant stand when she has boogars!

[AllCutieWants]

Well me either, but Zoe cant pick her own out yet!

[camillusk]

Me neither! Especially the pointy, hard one's that stab you, but you're in line at the grocery store, so it's not like you can do anything about it.


I can't stand it when I have boogars!

[AllCutieWants]

Yeah then you keep scrunching your nose to try to move it and all it does is poke you more!


Me neither! Especially the pointy, hard one's that stab you, but you're in line at the grocery store, so it's not like you can do anything about it.

[Banannie73]

I couldn't stand it when kids had snotty noses. My kids used to have the cleanest noses this side of the Mississippi. I was constantly chasing them with Kleenexes. I really can't stand it when I see a kid with crusty nose.... EWWWW! Like wipe his nose, mom, C'mon! Even to this day, if I hear snuggies I make the kids blow until I dont.

[AllCutieWants]

Ahahah yeah.. or hold them down and use the suckie thing!!!

[lisadomenica]

When I'm sick, I wish I had one of those suckie things!

[camillusk]

Yea, to suck it all out of there! Ahahaa, except you would need an extension to get all the stuff down the back of your throat.......eeewwww.

[Davagator]

Or the whistlers. Those are usually the pointy ones.


Me neither! Especially the pointy, hard one's that stab you, but you're in line at the grocery store, so it's not like you can do anything about it.


I can't stand it when I have boogars!

[camillusk]

Oh! The whistlers! I don't get those very often, but I can't stand when there's some fat person next to me in line or somewhere and they breathe heavy anyway AND they have a whistler!

[Davagator]

I only get them in the fall, right before winter.

[AllCutieWants]

I usually only get a whistler when Im sick....

[camillusk]

Don't you hate when you're sick and you basically can't breathe unless you're sitting straight up? Man, that sucks. And then you still have to breathe through your mouth, so you drool all night and wake up with a sore throat.

[lisadomenica]

I really hate it when only one side is plugged up....then it changed sides without warning!

[AllCutieWants]

Yeah when I have one plugged, it will usually switch sides at night depending on what side I am laying on! I try to almost sit upright... man being sick really sucks!

[Davagator]

:-k I usually only breath out of one side...always have.

[AllCutieWants]

:-k hmmm how weird, was the human shell defective since you got it? Im sure you could have got some kind of refund!


:-k I usually only breath out of one side...always have.

[Davagator]

Nah, It started after a nasty sinus infection a few years ago

[camillusk]

That would drive me nuts - have you thought about having it ck'd out?

[Davagator]

I'm so used to it now. The only time I notice it, is if I do breath from that side for some reason.

[AllCutieWants]

Ahahah... i couldnt imagine... I "sniffle" too much as it is, if I had one side stuffed all the time no-one would want to be around me!


I'm so used to it now. The only time I notice it, is if I do breath from that side for some reason.

[Davagator]

It works, but not as well as the other side.

[crshoveride1]

have you ever broken your nose? I had a friend in school that had that same problem. Except his was from breaking his nose so much. He broke it in school one day and then couldn't use either side and had to breathe out his mouth. That made his mouth pretty dry in the mornings, so he ended up having reconstructive surgery on his nose.

[AllCutieWants]

Hmmm never thought about that... It would suck to break your nose. Im so freaky when it comes to breathing as it is!

[Davagator]

Nope. i've never broken anything...fractured a few things


have you ever broken your nose? I had a friend in school that had that same problem. Except his was from breaking his nose so much. He broke it in school one day and then couldn't use either side and had to breathe out his mouth. That made his mouth pretty dry in the mornings, so he ended up having reconstructive surgery on his nose.

[camillusk]

Isn't a fracture still a break, just not all the way? I've never broken or fractured anything, just had stitches in my finger.

[Davagator]

=; IF you wanna be technical about it, a fracture would be a break. I meant break as in snapped in half.

[kelticdrgn73]

Just like Joe Thesman when he broke his leg......ouch :smt089

[AllCutieWants]

Hmmm.. ive had a hairline fracture in my ankle!

[camillusk]

Just another one of those terms you wonder about. You know, like a driveway being called a driveway when it's really meant to park your vehicle.


=; IF you wanna be technical about it, a fracture would be a break. I meant break as in snapped in half.

[Banannie73]

Just another one of those terms you wonder about. You know, like a driveway being called a driveway when it's really meant to park your vehicle.


=; IF you wanna be technical about it, a fracture would be a break. I meant break as in snapped in half.


And you drive on a Parkway!! :-k

[AllCutieWants]

Stupid humans!!

[camillusk]

No kidding! :smt075

[crshoveride1]

thats ok... we did'nt want to be part of your marklarian cult anyway. too much like scientology!~ :smt019

[AllCutieWants]

it certainly is not!!!!! you're part of it whether you like it or not! :smt019


thats ok... we did'nt want to be part of your marklarian cult anyway. too much like scientology!~ :smt019

[Davagator]

:shock:



thats ok... we did'nt want to be part of your marklarian cult anyway. too much like scientology!~ :smt019

[camillusk]

Dude, Crsh.....it's too late for you man. You are 1/2 marklarian now whether (damn it! I can't spell that word right now!) you like it or not! I mean, you had a half breed with Allcutie! You're in it for the long haul, so you better just go with the flow.... :toimonst:

[crshoveride1]

hmmmmm :smt019

[Davagator]

Marklarians are far superior to humans. These human bodies are so fragile.

[crshoveride1]

whats that? huh? I think I'm getting static. blah blah blah blah blah bblahbity blah blah?

[AllCutieWants]

Dont worry I subconciously (sp?) put it into your head at night :wink:


whats that? huh? I think I'm getting static. blah blah blah blah blah bblahbity blah blah?

[camillusk]

Way to go allcutie! :smt041

[crshoveride1]

Your so full of shit your eyes are brown!

[AllCutieWants]

Well the brown eyes is right.. but you dont know what I tell you un your sleep.... hehehehhe :smt043


Your so full of shit your eyes are brown!

[Davagator]

:smt005 so much for snot and boobs! :smt005

[oldgoat]

Well....couldn't resist....snot and boobs....topics that are near and dear to my heart...not necessairly in that order however! It'snot that snot is bad but boobs are better......oops...my view are showing! LOL

Goofy mood tonight...I'm tired I guess! Wifes damn car crapped tonight and she and her mom are supposed to head to Maine in the AM.....frigging thing is a lemon I swear.....this time electrical!

Guess I should rant....oh well....don't mean to bitch!

[crshoveride1]

ooohhhh now I know why you still have a desk next to Cutie! Its the BOOBS!! You know one her many nicknames is TITS. ;) Don't tell her I told you though :smt040