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Banannie73
05-11-2004, 02:22 PM
WARSAW (May 10) - A sexually excited stallion bit a Polish man to death when he tried to calm the beast, which had become uncontrollably aroused by a nearby mare, police said.

"The 24-year-old man, identified as Robert R., was bitten when he tried to calm his horse, which had become unsettled by the presence of a mare in the vicinity," a duty officer in the Baltic port of Szczecin told Reuters.

The horse went wild and began straining and bucking while pulling a farm cart through the village.

An autopsy would determine whether the direct cause of death was a severed jugular vein or damaged spine, the officer added.


05/10/04 09:48 ET
Davagator
05-11-2004, 02:53 PM
I don't want to know how he was trying to "calm" the horse.

:shock: LA LAA LA LA
crshoveride1
05-11-2004, 06:12 PM
HOrses! hahahaha my mom and I were going somewhere a few years ago, ( I was just tellin Cutie this story today) and we passed a Meninite farm. Well they have some huge horses and two of em were by the road. When we got up to where we could see them, they were humpin! My mom sees the horses wank and goes OH MY GOD!!! I never saw such a coat of red on my mom before. we laughed the rest of the way!
kelticdrgn73
05-12-2004, 04:40 PM
Wow and I thought I had issues. :smt081
crshoveride1
05-13-2004, 12:00 AM
LOL. nah... your issues aren't any worse than any of ours. Speaking of which, I want to publically appologize to you Keltic if I've made you feel bad in anything I've said. Its all in fun. I know there were a few rude comments and for that I'm sorry. I think that I along with others have gotten used to screwing around with people in here and it got our of hand towards you. As for anyone else... I don't believe there were any bad comments. Camilusk you suck! ;) hehe
superdude
05-13-2004, 11:05 AM
Did I miss something :?:
crshoveride1
05-13-2004, 12:26 PM
Did I miss something :?:

Well... lets just say, its a long story and we dont' want to go there anymore.
camillusk
05-14-2004, 04:23 PM
Hahahaaa! Tell me something I don't know! :wink:


Camilusk you suck! ;) hehe
crshoveride1
05-14-2004, 04:33 PM
Hahahaaa! Tell me something I don't know! :wink:



hahahhaaha uh huh hum. ummm yeah. errr... 8-[ :smt034