Beans beans....

[AllCutieWants]

Ahahah yeah I would imagine... did they feed her beans???

:!: Beans Beans The Magical Fruit
The More you Eat
The More you Toot
The more you Toot
The better you Feel
So Eat Your Beans With Every Meal!

[camillusk]

LOL, that still runs through my head everytime I eat beans!

[crshoveride1]

Beans... wow I haven't had them in a long time.

My uncle made us some 5 bean soup once to go hunting with. He told me when we got out there that we could then fart 5 different ways!

[AllCutieWants]

LOL! ahahah... Well now that its summer I need to stock up on Grandma Brown's Baked Beans, Those are my favorite!

[Banannie73]

Our nickname for Alicia is "Queen of Toots" 'cause she can fart on cue!

Bush's baked beans are my favorite. I like Grandma Browns too. I HATE Campbells. YUCK!

[Davagator]

wegmans brand beans will definately make you fart!! :butthead:

[AllCutieWants]

m Grandma Browns with lots of brown sugar! YUMMM!

[camillusk]

I like any kind of beans. And they all make me fart - even greenbeans.

[Davagator]

green bean farts? Hmmm. :-k

[AllCutieWants]

Hmmm weird! Must smell interesting

[camillusk]

:-k Hmmm...never thought abt green bean fart smell vs. baked bean fart smell....I will have to make sure I check that next time and I'll get back to you! :wink:

[Davagator]

AHAHAHAH your mission, if you choose to do so, is to notice the difference between green bean farts and baked bean farts.

...this mesage will fart and shit itself in 3 seconds.....

[camillusk]

I will accept this mission. I have started with black blean flatulents. I have taken some notes and made points of comparison for future bean flatulents. 8)

[AllCutieWants]

AHAHHAAH oh boy. As S4VP, I expect to be copied in on your full report to The Davagator!

[crshoveride1]

You really want to know what she's been smelling comin out of her ass? Your nasty!

[camillusk]

I will definitely copy you. If I succeed in this mission, would it be worthy of marklarian promotion through you and Davagator errrrr, do I have to go through the OoM for that?


AHAHHAAH oh boy. As S4VP, I expect to be copied in on your full report to The Davagator!

[Davagator]

OoM is on vacation. :smt005

[camillusk]

Well, how the hell long is the OoM gonna be on vacation? :smt019

[Davagator]

well right now they are :partyman:. then they have to :prayer: each other. Then they'll stand around and :smt017 and maybe some :smt026.

But I expect them back by this Friday.

[crshoveride1]

wow.... not bad when you can have a whole conversation wiyj smilies as the main body

[camillusk]

Ahaahhahaa! Okay. I'll check in sometime next month then!! :smt005

[AllCutieWants]

Yeah Im still waiting on my application to be reviewed. You know how long it took my request to have a ½ breed to be approved!!!

[Davagator]

Yea they are pretty slow. they need a website to speed things up. I think I'll go join them in :partyman: tonight

[crshoveride1]

thats a great idea. But I don't need them to do some :partyman: . I'm gonna just go down and get some myself. Too bad my daughter isn't walking yet... "Hey bug.... go get daddy a beer and I'll let you stay up a little longer watchin Bob the Builder" :smt023

[AllCutieWants]

Oh jeebus!!!! :smt120


thats a great idea. But I don't need them to do some :partyman: . I'm gonna just go down and get some myself. Too bad my daughter isn't walking yet... "Hey bug.... go get daddy a beer and I'll let you stay up a little longer watchin Bob the Builder" :smt023

[camillusk]

Ahahaaa! That cracks me up! Just think allcutie, pretty soon Zoe will be getting daddy beers and helping you fold laundry! :smt005

[AllCutieWants]

Yeah... man time if just flying by!!!!

[camillusk]

Awe, I bet. Just keep taking those pictures and videos!

[crshoveride1]

Cutie had Zoe standing up on the kitchen floor today... OMG she's such a shorty! Made me feel like a monster! LOL

[camillusk]

Well, Crsh...now you know how I feel the majority of the time. I'm 5'2" and I feel like a real shorty most of the time. I just keep telling myself that good things come in small packages.

[crshoveride1]

your only 5'2"? Oh man! You looked a lot taller in the pictures I saw.

[camillusk]

:smt022 Nope.....<sniff, sniff> I'm a squabbling 5'2"....

[crshoveride1]

awe... not squbbling. Cute is more like it :smt023 :prayer:

[Davagator]

The whole Kuhn family is short. Rose is what? 4'10" ?


:smt022 Nope.....<sniff, sniff> I'm a squabbling 5'2"....

[camillusk]

Yea....if that! But like I said, Bodacious things come in small packages! :wink:

[AllCutieWants]

Wow... Im 5'10! I'll feel like a giant next to you camillusk!

[lisadomenica]

You are not 5'10! Cause thats how tall I am, and you are taller than me!

[AllCutieWants]

Hmmm 5'11?


You are not 5'10! Cause thats how tall I am, and you are taller than me!

[crshoveride1]

well according to the military I'm 5'11 3/4. And Sandra is at least an inch if not more shorter than me. Now... the doctor says 6'1 so...

[camillusk]

So you're somewhere between 5'11" and 6'.

[crshoveride1]

LOL. yeah something like that. between 5'11 and 6'1

[AllCutieWants]

Yup... just the perfect height for crsh! :smt023

[camillusk]

Cool. My girlfriends are around that height. When we go out I try to wear high heels so I don't look like a midget!

[AllCutieWants]

LOL yeah one of my best friends is 5'3 or 4 and She makes sure to wear heals and makes sure I wear flats when we are together!!!


Cool. My girlfriends are around that height. When we go out I try to wear high heels so I don't look like a midget!

[crshoveride1]

when was the last time you did that?

[AllCutieWants]

Gotten together with Ang? Been a while. Hmmm Guess it was my shower in Youngstown. She hasnt even seen Zoe yet. Between having her early, closing on the house and movingin, and her closing on her new house and moving in... hmmm, Might try to make some time on Monday to see each other!


when was the last time you did that?

[camillusk]

Oh, you have to make time for girl's nite! We try to do it once a month. GOOD times!

[Davagator]

:arrow: You should soon be receiving post from the OoM with instructions on how to file your report. /::\


I will accept this mission. I have started with black blean flatulents. I have taken some notes and made points of comparison for future bean flatulents. 8)

[crshoveride1]

She used to get together once a month for lunch with the girls.... hasn't happened in a while. I'm curious when it'll start up again. I know they are waiting to hear something...

[AllCutieWants]

Ive been talking to them, will be planning something with hin the next few weeks!


She used to get together once a month for lunch with the girls.... hasn't happened in a while. I'm curious when it'll start up again. I know they are waiting to hear something...

[camillusk]

Oh, good! I've made some amazing observations. And, Mark made bean salad last night! Woooo, mama!


:arrow: You should soon be receiving post from the OoM with instructions on how to file your report. /::\

[Davagator]

:?: Who usually gets the mail? you or your hubby? would he be my nephew-in-law?

[crshoveride1]

Beans? oh good god I'm glad I'm not next to you right now...

[camillusk]

He usually does. Actually last night he brought in the mail with a very confused look on his face. He had intercepted my correspondence with The Office of Marklar! :shock: It was a close call, but I made up a good story that he believed. Phew!



:?: Who usually gets the mail? you or your hubby? would he be my nephew-in-law?

[AllCutieWants]

Ahaha... yeah that is a good thing. Im surprised the OoM used snail mail!


He usually does. Actually last night he brought in the mail with a very confused look on his face. He had intercepted my correspondence with The Office of Marklar! :shock: It was a close call, but I made up a good story that he believed. Phew!



:?: Who usually gets the mail? you or your hubby? would he be my nephew-in-law?

[Davagator]

They had some stamped post cards left over from something.

[crshoveride1]

safer through snail mail I'm sure. No viruses to corrupt the data.

[Nosenoddles]

:smt076 So where is this report? Do we get to see it?

[Davagator]

The OoM hasn't gotten the report yet. The evil flamingos are standing by.

[crshoveride1]

I think its on its way via Marklar Mail. http://www.badassbutch.com/images/avatars/fahr10.gif Even slower than snail mail!

[Davagator]

well what do you expect for something a few trillion light years away?

[crshoveride1]

yeah yeah. Excuses excuses LOL

[camillusk]

The report has been sent to The OoM and to The Davagator. It will be up to him (Davagator) if this report is shared with the rest of the rant group.


:smt076 So where is this report? Do we get to see it?

[crshoveride1]

I say we take a vote. All in favor of seeing the report say I!

I :smt006

[AllCutieWants]

I :smt005


I say we take a vote. All in favor of seeing the report say I!

I :smt006

[Banannie73]

I :smt026

[Davagator]

The report is under review.

[Davagator]

The OoM has approved this report and now they are :partyman: .

Title: Official Bean Report
Logged and Submitted By: Camillusk
To: The Davagator and The OoM
Date: June 12, 2004 (Earth Years)

Report Statement:Upon consumption of the following 10 beans, I have observed, analyzed, and accurately recorded the resulting flatulents.

1) Green Bean: SBD - silent but deadly. Produced no sound, but had a killer stench resembling eggs.

2) Baked Bean: Trumpet sounding. Smell very similar to the smell of canned corn.

3) Kidney Bean: This without a doubt produced the longest flatulents with almost a kazoo hum. Suprisingly, very little smell.

4) Black Bean: The spices may have interferred, but to the best of my observations, black beans cause a little poopy and smell like it too.

5) Garbanzo Bean: AKA the chickpea. This one snuck up on me and I found myself frequently blaming a squeaky floorboard. Smelled like hummus.

6) Jelly Bean: My favorite of beans. Did not produce many flatulents. Smelled fruity or spicy depending on which type of jelly bean.

7) Navy Bean: To my suprise, this bean produced flatulents sounding like a bugle. The smell was comparable to dead fish.

Butter Bean: Smelled like toast and sounded like a squeaky door.

9) Wax Bean: Also SBD. The smell of these flatulents however were very inconsitent, sometimes smelling like peanut butter and sometimes like rotten cabbage.

10) Lima Bean: This bean enabled me to fart on que. And the smell was toxic. A good bean to eat when you want to torture an enemy.

[camillusk]

I'm so proud of that report! :smt040

[crshoveride1]

:smt043 :smt043 :smt043 :smt043 omg thats great!

[Banannie73]

=D> WTG Camillusk! A fine report, I hope you get an A on it. Worth the extra points!

[crshoveride1]

Does the Oom grade em like that? I thought in order to be good you had to have an F for Failure. Kinda like getting Fired...?

[Davagator]

nah. If its good, they drink. They are drinking.

[crshoveride1]

LOL. weooohooo

[AllCutieWants]

:smt026 WOOOHOOOO!

[Davagator]

She's going to walking soon enough!



thats a great idea. But I don't need them to do some :partyman: . I'm gonna just go down and get some myself. Too bad my daughter isn't walking yet... "Hey bug.... go get daddy a beer and I'll let you stay up a little longer watchin Bob the Builder" :smt023

[Davagator]

ok she's walking now. does she get ya beers?

[AllCutieWants]

:rolllaugh She has before!

[camillusk]

Yay for Zoe! =D>

[AllCutieWants]

Then she tried getting mommy one! :partyman:

[camillusk]

Did she bring you a virgin beer? :smt005

[AllCutieWants]

:rolllaugh No I made her put it back!

[camillusk]

you slave driver, you! :rolllaugh

[AllCutieWants]

:rolllaugh Thats me!