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Davagator
09-15-2006, 02:36 PM
A Nigerian murder suspect accused of killing his brother with an axe told police investigators he actually attacked a goat, which was only later magically transformed into his sibling's corpse, officials said Thursday.

The man, whose name wasn't released, offered police his explanation after his arrest on Tuesday in the death of his brother the previous day at Isseluku village in southern Nigeria.

"He said that the goats were on his farm and he tried to chase them away. When one wouldn't move, he attacked it with an axe. He said it then turned into his brother," Police Commissioner Udom Ekpoudom told the Associated Press.

Murder suspects in Nigeria, where many people believe in black magic, sometimes claim spirits tricked them into killing. In 2001, eight people were burned to death after one person in their group was accused of making a bystander's penis magically disappear.

AllCutieWants
09-15-2006, 02:40 PM
:rolllaugh Disappearing Penis!

camillusk
09-15-2006, 03:30 PM
:-k Freaky!

AllCutieWants
09-15-2006, 04:07 PM
:rolllaugh

camillusk
09-15-2006, 05:30 PM
note to self: don't go to nigeria

AllCutieWants
09-18-2006, 08:58 AM
:smt005 Oh I know you want to!

Cpt Fart Alot
09-25-2006, 09:09 PM
l:| nuke it.

camillusk
09-25-2006, 11:35 PM
:rolllaugh Agreed! :woo

AllCutieWants
09-26-2006, 08:27 AM
:-k Can we sack and cliff everyone first?

Davagator
09-26-2006, 10:52 AM
:-k Hmmm. How about: put the nuke in the sack with them, and toss them off the cliff. Half way down, the nuke goes off.

camillusk
09-26-2006, 11:54 AM
:woo I like it

Davagator
09-26-2006, 01:03 PM
but we would have to sack and cliff everyone at once. that could be difficult.

AllCutieWants
09-26-2006, 01:38 PM
:-k :woo A Challenge!

camillusk
09-26-2006, 03:21 PM
We'll leave it to the evil flamingos to gather them into the sacks. We'll guard the perimeter with our brand new laser guns.

AllCutieWants
09-27-2006, 08:59 AM
:rolllaugh Sounds good to me!

camillusk
09-27-2006, 10:37 AM
Yay! We have a plan! :woo Course, with the evil flamingos involved, it might not go exactly as we want it to. :-k

Davagator
09-27-2006, 11:02 AM
lol, yea they usually screw things up.

AllCutieWants
09-27-2006, 12:37 PM
:rolllaugh