Pizza Cafe

[Davagator]

I found an ad on my door for this place. Their website is something totally awful. White text on an orange background. Everything is so out of sync. And they even have a hotmail account!! Even their developer of their website has a dead site.

:smt019

http://pizzacafe.net/index.htm

What were you thinking? :smt017

[AllCutieWants]

:shock: Ekkk

[urphbrphfrbaf]

http://www.pimphats.com

Well, the concept is unique. Had I the financial means to do so I would outfit myself in full pimp regalia when I return to work.

A co-worker emailed me and suggested I also wear a few large sports bras and a pair o' grandma panties on my head (there are a box of all of them in the hallway I walk down) and immediately sit down in my cubicle and fingerpaint while singing the Teletubbies theme. I am sure I would be rewarded with a trip to a nice room with windows and doors that don't open, cherry jello, and major sedatives... Shame to have to work for a living.

[urphbrphfrbaf]

This is horrible, apologies if it's been previously posted...but tossing a fish called a mullet across state lines?

http://www.florabama.com/Special%20Events/Mullet%20Toss/mullet_toss_faq.htm

Yes, they answer your burning questions:



--$15.00 Entry Fee. You will receive our Interstate Mullet Toss T-Shirt.

--NO gloves or sand on mullet allowed.

--Mullet will be picked out of the water bucket.

--After you throw, retrieve your mullet and toss it back into the bucket.
Further horrible reactions followed reading the stats page:

http://www.florabama.com/Special%20Events/Mullet%20Toss/2007_Mullet_Toss_Results.htm

:doh

[urphbrphfrbaf]

One last one, again with my apologies. I can understand Finnish which makes the video far more disturbing. Let's learn to disco dance!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJj6d5QSYaE

[Davagator]

good jeebus!! :doh

[Davagator]

:smt005 dancer dude said 'cocks' at least it sounded like it to me.

[AllCutieWants]

:smt005 I'll have to remember to look at home.. they are forbidden here... imagine that!

[camillusk]

damn forbidden!

[urphbrphfrbaf]

Umm, I think "cocks" translates into "shake it on the dance floor." In my quest to think of the worst site ever, we would have persons in pimp outfits disco-dancing while throwing fish.

Rules:


Pimpin' hat must not fall off, nor be removed, nor be hit with a fish during the entire duration of the competition.

If you hit the disco ball in the ceiling with a fish you must eat it. (either the disco ball or the fish, at the judges discretion)

No sand allowed, anywhere, ever, that is a story not fit for this forum. Email me for details.

Tossed Mullet will be picked out of the water bucket. As will platform heels, cheese fries, and random bras and speedos that have washed up on the beach.

Do not attempt to pick up or toss syringes that have washed up, nor medical waste, nor flamingos. The sponsor of the event takes no responsibility for any lapses in judgment.

After you throw, retrieve your mullet, disco dance uniform, cheese fries, flamingos, syringes, speedos, bras, and toss them back into the bucket or face disqualification.

The antacid kiosk requires pre-registration.


Urph is perhaps in need of serious psychiatric care.

:stupid:

[AllCutieWants]

=D> :woo You SO belong here!

[camillusk]

:smt005I love it! Let's do it! Disco, baby, disco! :dance

[Davagator]

I'll do the spanking! :woo

:spank::spank::spank::spank:

[AllCutieWants]

:smt005 Hey, I want some of that spanking action!

[camillusk]

:smt005I'll be the spankee - :woo

[AllCutieWants]

:smt005 :woo

[camillusk]

No surprise there, huh?

[AllCutieWants]

:smt005 nope not at all

[urphbrphfrbaf]

Spanking is not officially permitted in the mullet toss, except in beachfront hotel rooms.

[camillusk]

well, of course!! hahahaha

[urphbrphfrbaf]

At long last, it is time for the 2008 mullet toss. People invent some strange ways to have fun, don't they?

http://www.florabama.com/Special%20Events/Mullet%20Toss/mullet_toss_faq.htm

[Davagator]

:shock: weird

[AllCutieWants]

:-| Ummmmm

[camillusk]

:smt005 That sure would be interesting to watch!