Reindeer

[camillusk]

animal
place
famous person
beverage
verb
body part
sport
name
color
exclamation

[Davagator]

animal: antelope
place: beach
famous person: Einstein
beverage: coffee
verb: turn
body part: penis
sport: hockey
name: Albert
color: brown
exclamation: damnit!

[camillusk]

Grandma got run over by an antelope.
Walking home from our beach Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Einstein,
but as for me and grandpa we believe.
She'd been drinking too much coffee,
and we begged her not to go.
But she forgot her medication, and she
turned out the door into the snow.
When we found her Christmas morning,
at the scene of the attack,
she had hoof-prints on her penis
and incriminating Claus marks on her back.

Now we're all so proud of grandpa,
He's been taking this so well.
See him in there watching hockey,
drinking root beer and
playing cards with Cousin Albert.
It's not Christmas without Grandma,
All the family's dressed in brown
and we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts,
or send them back?
Damnit!

[Davagator]

she had hoof-prints on her penis =D> Did grandpa know about that?

[camillusk]

I bet he did! :smt023

[Davagator]

kinky old bastard

[camillusk]

tee hee hee. :smt005

[camillusk]

Hey! :-k Why did you do the reindeer one and not Frosty the Snowman?

[Davagator]

I thought fos allcutiewants would want to do one.

[camillusk]

Awe, ur so very nice. =D>

[AllCutieWants]

Damn! I better get to it!