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Davagator
09-08-2008, 12:11 PM
FRESNO, Calif. -- Fresno County authorities have arrested a man they say broke into the home of two farmworkers, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.

Fresno County sheriff's Lt. Ian Burrimond says 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez of Fresno was found hiding in a nearby field wearing only a T-shirt, boxer shorts and socks.

Burrimond said Vasquez was arrested after deputies found a wallet containing his ID at the ransacked house just east of Fresno.

The victims told deputies they awoke Saturday morning to the stranger applying spices to one of them and striking the other with an 8-inch sausage.

Burrimond said money allegedly stolen in the burglary was recovered. The sausage was tossed away by the fleeing suspect and eaten by a dog.

AllCutieWants
09-08-2008, 01:04 PM
:shock: :stupid: :smt017

camillusk
09-09-2008, 02:40 PM
:smt017 what in the world!

Davagator
09-09-2008, 04:28 PM
:smt005 i'd crap my pants if he used a peanut butter herring

AllCutieWants
09-10-2008, 08:31 AM
:smt005=D> That would have been awesome!

cloudddae
09-10-2008, 11:05 AM
Sounds like he has some kind of kinky fetish.

camillusk
09-10-2008, 01:48 PM
:smt005 I couldn't stop laughing when I read this again.

AllCutieWants
09-10-2008, 03:01 PM
That's because you have the same sausage slapping fetish! :smt005

cloudddae
09-13-2008, 10:28 PM
Kinky!

Davagator
09-14-2008, 03:22 PM
She likes Mr gadgets sausage

camillusk
09-15-2008, 11:36 AM
:smt005 I do!

cloudddae
09-16-2008, 01:50 AM
Go gadget go!

camillusk
09-16-2008, 12:44 PM
:smt005 that's right!

AllCutieWants
09-22-2008, 05:01 PM
=D>:monkeyd

Nosenoddles
09-30-2008, 01:57 PM
I'll never eat sausage again

AllCutieWants
09-30-2008, 02:58 PM
=D> Nose.. missed you!

camillusk
09-30-2008, 04:30 PM
I'll never eat sausage again

:smt005 It's not a good visual, is it.