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Vantuk
10-04-2008, 06:03 PM
MIDDLETOWN - A 32-year-old woman was sentenced to a month in the Middletown Jail Monday after she was arrested and charged with chasing children, blocking traffic and yelling at police - all while wearing a cow costume.

Michele Allen pleaded guilty Monday in Middletown Municipal Court to one count of disorderly conduct, court officials said.

Middletown police said she chased children in the 3100 block of Wilbraham Road and urinated on a neighbor's porch Saturday night. An officer ordered her to go home and stay there.

About 11 p.m., police were called to the 2400 block of North Verity Avenue after receiving a report that a woman in a cow costume was blocking traffic.

Allen had alcohol on her breath, slurred her words, was belligerent and swore at the officer, a report states.

cloudddae
10-05-2008, 09:43 PM
I saw that on the news...She told the cops to suck her udders.:smt005

Davagator
10-05-2008, 10:37 PM
:smt005 thats udderly hilarious

cloudddae
10-06-2008, 12:07 AM
The police didn`t think so. :rolllaugh

camillusk
10-06-2008, 10:46 AM
It's never as funny to the cops, is it? :smt005

cloudddae
10-08-2008, 03:11 PM
I guess they leave their sense of humor at home. l:|

Davagator
10-08-2008, 05:07 PM
I wouldn't want their job. they probably have to put up with BS all day long.


I guess they leave their sense of humor at home. l:|

camillusk
10-09-2008, 11:13 AM
I would not want to be a rochester cop, that's for sure.