Holy Crap!

[Davagator]

I hate those phantom craps. It feels like you gotta crap, but you don't or its just gas.


Hmm... yeah that busy crap really sucks!

[AllCutieWants]

Oh yeah, how about hte crap you take and it feels like you poop, but there is nothing on the TP or in the toilet (that you can see)

[Davagator]

LOL Invisible poop!

[crshoveride1]

ummm this line of posts should really be in the EEEYUCK! category!

[AllCutieWants]

Better?

[crshoveride1]

that wasn't literal... :-k

[Davagator]

I hate having to poop at work.

[AllCutieWants]

Yeha me too.... but if ya gotta you gotta. I cant hold that, I get really sick feeling if I try!


I hate having to poop at work.

[camillusk]

Girls don't poop! :wink: I saw that on a t-shirt!

I hate when you have an empty bathroom to yourself at work, so you're like woohoo, i can go poop, and then, just as you start, someone comes in. Uuugggh! :smt013

[Davagator]

They should play muzak in the bathrooms or something. I can't go if its too quiet. And do something about the echoes!! I swear they design bathrooms so that your fart echoes a bazillion times.


Girls don't poop! :wink: I saw that on a t-shirt!

I hate when you have an empty bathroom to yourself at work, so you're like woohoo, i can go poop, and then, just as you start, someone comes in. Uuugggh! :smt013

[Banannie73]

I cant poop in a public bathroom if someone else is in there. That really sucks when your camping you NEVER seem to be alone.

[AllCutieWants]

Agreed! I know Camillusk, I hate that too.. usually sit there going "please dont let anyone come in" :smt005


They should play muzak in the bathrooms or something. I can't go if its too quiet. And do something about the echoes!! I swear they design bathrooms so that your fart echoes a bazillion times.


Girls don't poop! :wink: I saw that on a t-shirt!

I hate when you have an empty bathroom to yourself at work, so you're like woohoo, i can go poop, and then, just as you start, someone comes in. Uuugggh! :smt013

[Davagator]

This was the 5555th post: :smt023


I cant poop in a public bathroom if someone else is in there. That really sucks when your camping you NEVER seem to be alone.

[crshoveride1]

ooo winner is a buffalonian.... tell her whats behind door number 1 davagator

[Davagator]

door number 1 is locked and I lost the key.


ooo winner is a buffalonian.... tell her whats behind door number 1 davagator

[Banannie73]

Just my luck.... I never win anything only boobie prizes! :smt043

[camillusk]

AhhhHaaaa! You said boobie! :smt041

[crshoveride1]

I can pick any lock. Let me attem!

[Davagator]

Could just press CTRL-ALT-DELETE.


I can pick any lock. Let me attem!

[crshoveride1]

lol yeah i suppose

[camillusk]

Boooobie!

[Davagator]

we sure like talking about boobs in here.

[camillusk]

Yea, boobs are cool. :smt023

[Nosenoddles]

do you play with your boobs when no one is around?

[Davagator]

Watch it, thats my neice. :smt075


do you play with your boobs when no one is around?

[camillusk]

Ahahaaa! :smt005 I'm not telling.

[urphbrphfrbaf]

Speaking of pooping at work, at the store we have a public bathroom in back near the meat case. The other day, some life form used the men’s' room and managed to render it uninhabitable. I don't know if they did it on purpose, or if their butt exploded. If it's the latter, hopefully they went to the emergency room shortly after. I walked in there at the start of my shift and saw that the stall had turds stuck to every surface from floor to ceiling. (how do you manage to have turds stick to the ceiling?) And it stank, I mean the whole south half of the store stank like something went to it's reward. This person managed to crap a christmas goose in there. Store maintenance is outsourced to this russian dude, and he did not know what to do with this nastiness. I was discussing a grocery order with a manager when we saw him holding the restroom door open and shaking a gallon of bleach onto the floor, while he was swearing in a foreign language. Bleach nonwithstanding, the dumper stank for about a week after. Cheap amusement for us tho, watching customers step into the bathroom with great urgency, then utter an incredible vocabulary describing their reaction to the aroma, then rush out a moment later. It's been about a month now, and I finally feel safe entering the washroom just to wash my hands. Ewww, gross.

[Davagator]

There are some really nasty bathrooms here. Most don't have ventilation. I swear they must dump medical waste in there and try to flush it, the smell is overwhelming!

[camillusk]

Turds on the ceiling?? That is almost impressive in a very sick way.


I walked in there at the start of my shift and saw that the stall had turds stuck to every surface from floor to ceiling. (how do you manage to have turds stick to the ceiling?)

[Nosenoddles]

The only thing I've gotten on the ceiling was..umm you know. :smt023

[crshoveride1]

:smt043 I can honestly say that I haven't reached the ceiling with it yet.

[AllCutieWants]

Close though.... man that one day it was everywhere!


:smt043 I can honestly say that I haven't reached the ceiling with it yet.

[crshoveride1]

:?:

[AllCutieWants]

:shock: I'll tell ya leter... unless u want everyone to hear!


:?:

[AllCutieWants]

Crsh needs to watch where ... umm you know... goes. We dont need another little one running around! :smt040


The only thing I've gotten on the ceiling was..umm you know. :smt023

[crshoveride1]

takes two lady! It takes two!

[camillusk]

At least we're definitely still on topic here......ewwww, gross! :smt005

[Davagator]

some really good posting today. :smt024 Davagator is smiling. now thats scarey. :smt112

[AllCutieWants]

Hey thats all you! LOL You know when to stop! :wink:


takes two lady! It takes two!

[urphbrphfrbaf]

Oh my goodness it gets grosser.

There was a young couple, he and she were probably about 20, that kept coming in to the store about 2 in the morning. They made a beeline for the back where the bathrooms are. They would alternate between the mens' and ladies' rooms, because you can lock them from the inside.

Finally we accosted them after their, umm, relations, and threw them out of the store. Told 'em the bathroom is not a place for a quickie. How totally unromantic, going to a public bathroom in a grocery store to get it on.

I think I will get myself a private porta potty out back, bathroom is ewww, gross.

[crshoveride1]

:smt043

[AllCutieWants]

Maybe they liked the thrill of getting caught... I wouldnt wnat to go into a nasty store bathroom! YUCKY!


Oh my goodness it gets grosser.

There was a young couple, he and she were probably about 20, that kept coming in to the store about 2 in the morning. They made a beeline for the back where the bathrooms are. They would alternate between the mens' and ladies' rooms, because you can lock them from the inside.

Finally we accosted them after their, umm, relations, and threw them out of the store. Told 'em the bathroom is not a place for a quickie. How totally unromantic, going to a public bathroom in a grocery store to get it on.

I think I will get myself a private porta potty out back, bathroom is ewww, gross.

[camillusk]

Me neither - that's disgusting. Dressing rooms are perfect. :wink:

[Davagator]

I'm too umm, never mind.

[urphbrphfrbaf]

After re-reading my post, I think I should clarify that I want the private porta potty stricktly for use as intended. Don't want you all thinking I was suggesting a porta potty for use for, umm, relations. :oops:

[Davagator]

relations in portapotty. Hmmm, not much room to maneuver. :smt017

[camillusk]

Not much at all. It might not be mathematically possible. :smt024

[AllCutieWants]

Hmmm I dont know if I could ever get up the curage for a dressing room....


Me neither - that's disgusting. Dressing rooms are perfect. :wink:

You're too what? You cant start and not finish!


I'm too umm, never mind.

[Davagator]

LOUD

[AllCutieWants]

:smt043 I can be quiet when needed... and loud at other times. Guess its just depends on my state of mind. The "ceiling fan" night I was loud, had the windows open too.. poor neighbors!


LOUD

[camillusk]

I have a hard time being quiet too. :oops:


LOUD

[Davagator]

:smt023


I have a hard time being quiet too. :oops:


LOUD

[crshoveride1]

Me neither - that's disgusting. Dressing rooms are perfect. :wink:

I wouldn't mind trying a dressing room out a few times ;)

[AllCutieWants]

I dont know of any place that wouldnt really notice a man and a woman going into one dressing room... find me oneand we'll try it out :wink:


I wouldn't mind trying a dressing room out a few times ;)

[crshoveride1]

I can't remember the amount of places I've gone that they'd have no clue...

[AllCutieWants]

Umm... wanna go shopping tonight :wink:


I can't remember the amount of places I've gone that they'd have no clue...

[camillusk]

Penney's dressing rooms are good and I think Lerner's. The doors are regular full size doors, so you don't see feet poking out at the bottom. (Or any other body part! :wink: )

[AllCutieWants]

Woohoo! I love Lerners!


Penney's dressing rooms are good and I think Lerner's. The doors are regular full size doors, so you don't see feet poking out at the bottom. (Or any other body part! :wink: )

[urphbrphfrbaf]

What is a Lerners? :?:

[crshoveride1]

Must be you don't go to the Mall much eh? Lerners is a store for women's clothes. Used to be called or is now called New York and Company or something to that affect.

[Anonymous]

What is a mall? :D

[urphbrphfrbaf]

I should log in before posting I suppose. (was: ''what is a mall?"). Yeah between work, and work, and sleeping....I don't get out much. :(

[camillusk]

Don't feel bad. I live right around the corner from one and probably go there twice a year! I wish I had more time. <sigh> Maybe I could become an insomniac by choice - that way I'd have at least 5 more hours of time to do things. :-k Hmmm...

[Davagator]

:-k Time to lock down anonymous posting!


What is a mall? :D

[crshoveride1]

lol. that may detract from new people getting on though.. thats a tough call.

[Davagator]

:-k Actually I thought I had anonymous posting turned off. Time to review my security settings.


lol. that may detract from new people getting on though.. thats a tough call.

[crshoveride1]

I think its time to plug in a script so that you can't come in and just read the posts. You have to post before you get out too. Been seeing a lot of that lately :smt017

[camillusk]

I like that idea - you can't log out until you make at least one post! :smt023

[Anonymous]

yeah it was an accident - I forgot to log in before posting, assumed it would present a login screen when I hit the reply button. but it didn't...

[urphbrphfrbaf]

oops, like that. Man, I am a tard. Hail Davagator!

[Davagator]

:arrow: disabled guest posting. :smt019

[crshoveride1]

urph if you just click on "log in everytime automatically" then you won't have to worry about it. unless of course you don't have your own username set up on your PC and multiple people use it.

[urphbrphfrbaf]

yeah, on the pc it is a modified browser. On the handheld (good to check the forum if you have fallen and cannot get up) it is netfront. Set to not cookie, cache, or remember anything. So the checkbox does not work. thanks tho crsh. I

[crshoveride1]

ah... didn't see that you were using a handheld. good call :smt040 :prayer:

[Davagator]

JC Penny in the Grease Ridge Mall has locking doors.


I dont know of any place that wouldnt really notice a man and a woman going into one dressing room... find me oneand we'll try it out :wink:


I wouldn't mind trying a dressing room out a few times ;)

[Nosenoddles]

Modified browser? was duck tape involved?


yeah, on the pc it is a modified browser. On the handheld (good to check the forum if you have fallen and cannot get up) it is netfront. Set to not cookie, cache, or remember anything. So the checkbox does not work. thanks tho crsh. I

[Davagator]

I hate birds that shit all over my car!! :smt013

[crshoveride1]

time to get a paintball gun! legal to shoot hehe.

[superdude]

What handheld thing do you have?



ah... didn't see that you were using a handheld. good call :smt040 :prayer:

[urphbrphfrbaf]

superdude asked: What handheld thing do you have?


An old HP PDA. Temporarily out of order while I fix the wireless card or replace it.

[Davagator]

You let the evil flamingos use it didn't you?



superdude asked: What handheld thing do you have?


An old HP PDA. Temporarily out of order while I fix the wireless card or replace it.

[urphbrphfrbaf]

darn flamingos, the number one source of hardware failure...

[AllCutieWants]

Yeah, I found one in my blowdryer the other morning... now when I turn it on I smell their little pink feathers burning! :smt013

[Davagator]

EWWW

[crshoveride1]

babe I don't think that was a flamingo. I think that was one of your hair balls. You know.. the ones that are the size of cousin IT... yeah those ones. Like the ones I find in the shower drain that make the shower a pool.

[AllCutieWants]

:-$


babe I don't think that was a flamingo. I think that was one of your hair balls. You know.. the ones that are the size of cousin IT... yeah those ones. Like the ones I find in the shower drain that make the shower a pool.

[urphbrphfrbaf]

it's more fun to blame flamingos.

[crshoveride1]

yeah buts its a pain in my ass to deal with the wig on the floor all the time!

[superdude]

put a wig on a flamingo.

[camillusk]

Yea, put a wig on a flamingo.

[AllCutieWants]

:rolllaugh

[Davagator]

Yes this sucks about camping. I usually save it for the middle of the night.


I cant poop in a public bathroom if someone else is in there. That really sucks when your camping you NEVER seem to be alone.

[Davagator]

I had one of those tonight.


Oh yeah, how about hte crap you take and it feels like you poop, but there is nothing on the TP or in the toilet (that you can see)

[camillusk]

Ugh! That sucks! :smt019

[Davagator]

Damn urph! Where are you?!!


Speaking of pooping at work, at the store we have a public bathroom in back near the meat case. The other day, some life form used the men’s' room and managed to render it uninhabitable. I don't know if they did it on purpose, or if their butt exploded. If it's the latter, hopefully they went to the emergency room shortly after. I walked in there at the start of my shift and saw that the stall had turds stuck to every surface from floor to ceiling. (how do you manage to have turds stick to the ceiling?) And it stank, I mean the whole south half of the store stank like something went to it's reward. This person managed to crap a christmas goose in there. Store maintenance is outsourced to this russian dude, and he did not know what to do with this nastiness. I was discussing a grocery order with a manager when we saw him holding the restroom door open and shaking a gallon of bleach onto the floor, while he was swearing in a foreign language. Bleach nonwithstanding, the dumper stank for about a week after. Cheap amusement for us tho, watching customers step into the bathroom with great urgency, then utter an incredible vocabulary describing their reaction to the aroma, then rush out a moment later. It's been about a month now, and I finally feel safe entering the washroom just to wash my hands. Ewww, gross.

[camillusk]

IIIII MISSSSS URPHHHHH!

[Davagator]

I just talked with him. Lots of things going on with him. Very busy and complex. Mostly he is doing well.

[camillusk]

Awe. I will chant for him tonight.