crshoveride1
06-17-2004, 10:28 PM
A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite
chair, turned on the TV and said to his wife,
"Quick, bring me a beer before it starts." She
looked at him a bit puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he again said, "Quick, bring me
another beer. It's gonna start." This time she
looked a little angry, but brought him another beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer
before it starts." "That's it!!" She blew her top.
"You bastard, you waltz in here, flop your fat ass
down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me
to run around like your slave. Don't you realize
that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day
long?"
The husband sighed, "It's started."
chair, turned on the TV and said to his wife,
"Quick, bring me a beer before it starts." She
looked at him a bit puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he again said, "Quick, bring me
another beer. It's gonna start." This time she
looked a little angry, but brought him another beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer
before it starts." "That's it!!" She blew her top.
"You bastard, you waltz in here, flop your fat ass
down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me
to run around like your slave. Don't you realize
that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day
long?"
The husband sighed, "It's started."