crshoveride1
06-17-2004, 10:43 PM
Dear Employees:
> >
> > It has been brought to management's attention that
> > some individuals throughout the company have been
> > using foul language during the course of normal
> > conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints
> > received from some employees who may be easily
> > offended, this type of language will be no longer been
> > tolerated. We do however, realize the critical
> > importance of being able to accurately express your
> > feelings when communicating with co-workers.
> > Therefore, a list of "TRY SAYING" new phrases has been
> > provided so that proper exchange of ideas! and
> > information can continue in an effective manner.
> >
> > 1) TRY SAYING:
> > I think you could use more training.
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > You don't know what the f___ you're doing.
> >
> > 2) TRY SAYING:
> > She's an aggressive go-getter.
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > She's a ball-busting bitch.
> >
> > 3) TRY SAYING:
> > Perhaps I can work late.
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?
> >
> > 4) TRY SAYING:
> > I'm certain that isn't feasible.
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > No f______ way.
> >
> > 5) TRY SAYING:
> > Really?
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > You've got to be sh--ing me!
> >
> > 6) TRY SAYING:
> > Perhaps you should check with...
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > Tell someone who gives a s--t.
> >
> > 7) TRY SAYING:
> > I wasn't involved in the project.
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > It's not my f______ problem.
> >
> > 8) TRY SAYING:
> > That's interesting.
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > What the f___?
> >
> > 9) TRY SAYING:
> > I'm not sure this can be implemented.
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > This s--t won't work.
> >
> > 10) TRY SAYING:
> > I'll! try to schedule that.
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner?
> >
> > 11) TRY SAYING:
> > He's not familiar with the issues.
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > He's got his head up his a__.
> >
> > 12) TRY SAYING:
> > Excuse me, sir?
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > Eat s--t and die.
> >
> > 13) TRY SAYING:
> > So you weren't happy with it?
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > Kiss my a__.
> >
> > 14) TRY SAYING:
> > I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > F___ it, I'm on salary.
> >
> > 15) TRY SAYING:
> > I don't think you understand.
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > Shove it up your a__.
> >
> > 16) TRY SAYING:
> > I love a challenge.
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > This job sucks.
> >
> > 17) TRY SAYING:
> > You want me to take care of that?
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > Who the hell died and made you boss?
> >
> > 18 ) TRY SAYING:
> > He's somewhat insensitive.
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > He's a prick.
> >
> > Thank You,
> > Human Resources
> >
> > It has been brought to management's attention that
> > some individuals throughout the company have been
> > using foul language during the course of normal
> > conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints
> > received from some employees who may be easily
> > offended, this type of language will be no longer been
> > tolerated. We do however, realize the critical
> > importance of being able to accurately express your
> > feelings when communicating with co-workers.
> > Therefore, a list of "TRY SAYING" new phrases has been
> > provided so that proper exchange of ideas! and
> > information can continue in an effective manner.
> >
> > 1) TRY SAYING:
> > I think you could use more training.
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > You don't know what the f___ you're doing.
> >
> > 2) TRY SAYING:
> > She's an aggressive go-getter.
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > She's a ball-busting bitch.
> >
> > 3) TRY SAYING:
> > Perhaps I can work late.
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?
> >
> > 4) TRY SAYING:
> > I'm certain that isn't feasible.
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > No f______ way.
> >
> > 5) TRY SAYING:
> > Really?
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > You've got to be sh--ing me!
> >
> > 6) TRY SAYING:
> > Perhaps you should check with...
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > Tell someone who gives a s--t.
> >
> > 7) TRY SAYING:
> > I wasn't involved in the project.
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > It's not my f______ problem.
> >
> > 8) TRY SAYING:
> > That's interesting.
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > What the f___?
> >
> > 9) TRY SAYING:
> > I'm not sure this can be implemented.
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > This s--t won't work.
> >
> > 10) TRY SAYING:
> > I'll! try to schedule that.
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner?
> >
> > 11) TRY SAYING:
> > He's not familiar with the issues.
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > He's got his head up his a__.
> >
> > 12) TRY SAYING:
> > Excuse me, sir?
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > Eat s--t and die.
> >
> > 13) TRY SAYING:
> > So you weren't happy with it?
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > Kiss my a__.
> >
> > 14) TRY SAYING:
> > I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > F___ it, I'm on salary.
> >
> > 15) TRY SAYING:
> > I don't think you understand.
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > Shove it up your a__.
> >
> > 16) TRY SAYING:
> > I love a challenge.
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > This job sucks.
> >
> > 17) TRY SAYING:
> > You want me to take care of that?
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > Who the hell died and made you boss?
> >
> > 18 ) TRY SAYING:
> > He's somewhat insensitive.
> > INSTEAD OF:
> > He's a prick.
> >
> > Thank You,
> > Human Resources