Chinese proverbs

[crshoveride1]

Everytime we get chinese or go to the buffet, we

get fortune cookies. I wanted to set-up a database for all the "proverbs" or "fortunes" that we all get. Some true and

some not. I'm gonna post mine and at the end I'll leave the lucky numbers in case one day it ends up being a loto winner I

can kick myself in the ass. I know its a lot to ask but please keep this group to your chinese fortune entry and not chit

chat. We'll have a seperate group for the chinese chit chat. Thank You.

[crshoveride1]

:smt091 Stop searching forever, happiness is just next to you.


Daily #'s 370


Lotto Six #'s 24 6 36 23 13 4



:smt026 You have an unusually magnetic personality.
Lotto Six #'s

48 1 16 4 38 43

:smt100 Confucious say: show off always

shown up showdown. (whatever)
Daily #'s

672
Lotto Six #'s

17 14 45 30 26 1

:smt107 Workin hard will make you live

a happy life.
Daily #'s 389


Lotto Six #'s 2 3 14 42 43 28


:smt027 Culture and customs of China attract you.
Daily #'s

2 3 7
Lotto Six #'s

21 22 55 38 56 35

[crshoveride1]

:smt091 You are busy but you are happy.


Daily #'s 279


Lotto Six #'s 24 21 31 33 18

30

:smt026 A happy and harmonious family is important to you.


Lotto Six #'s 10 7 12 9 20 43



:smt100 Your future is as boundless as the lofty heaven.
Daily #'s

113
Lotto Six #'s

7 5 9 20 22 24

:smt107 You are the master of every

situation.
Daily #'s 754


Lotto Six #'s 34 25 16 15 5

32
:smt027 Strong and bitter words indicate a week cause.
Daily #'s

302
Lotto Six #'s

7 23 41 17 39 29

[Davagator]

:smt012 The wierdest one I ever got was just a blank

peice of paper. I guess it came true....nothing happened.

[crshoveride1]

:smt091 God will help you overcome any hardship.


Lotto Six #'s 8 12 10 34 25 29



:smt091 Success is on its way to you.
Daily #'s

511
Lotto Six #'s

56 3 2 26 37 42

:smt091 You will be successful in your

work
Daily #'s 384


Lotto Six #'s 24 44 39 27 2 28



:smt091 You always bring others happiness.
Daily #'s

730
Lotto Six #'s

11 88 36 52 16 28

:smt091 A liar is not believed even

though he tells the truth
Daily #'s

967
Lotto Six #'s

34 14 27 43 17 32

:smt091 You will win success in

whatever calling you adopt.
Daily #'s

394
Lotto Six #'s

14 44 31 23 8 28

[Davagator]

:) Serious trouble will bypass

you. :)

[Davagator]

:) You are the happy man :)

[AllCutieWants]

:smt026 If your desires are not extravagant, they will be granted

Daily #'s 3 6 2
Lotto Six #'s 35 4 37 28 18 21

[AllCutieWants]

:smt041 You are the center of every group's attention

Daily #'s 4 2 9
Lotto Six #'s 31 37 16 40 34 39

[AllCutieWants]

:smt077 Fortune truly helps those who are of good judgment

Daily #'s 6 9 4
Lotto Six #'s 24 12 45 44 22 29

[AllCutieWants]

:smt044 Good fortune is always on your side

Daily #'s 5 3 8
Lotto Six #'s 18 16 39 2 62 10

[lisadomenica]

Remember what you receive, not what you give
#'s 28, 13, 21,

16, 15, 51


You would make a good lawyer
#'s 4, 5, 37, 36, 47, 35


You have at your command the

wisdom of the ages
#'s 3, 13, 43, 24, 18, 31

[Davagator]

:) We are very happy together :)

Dailey Numbers: 7 5

6

Lotto Six #'s: 34 18 40 8 2 19

[greyfox 53]

Help, I am being held captive in a Chinese Fortune Cookie

factory!!!

[kelticdrgn73]

Boy Grayfox saw that coming a mile away. :smt082 Too funny, too

funny.

[crshoveride1]

:smt091 Nothing in the world is accomplished without

passion.
Lucky Numbers: 4, 8, 15, 30, 32, 45

:smt091 Your principles mean more to you than any money or

success.
Lucky Numbers: 4, 10, 12, 13, 20, 36

[crshoveride1]

:smt091 Good fortune is always on your side.

:smt091 If

your desires are not extravagant, they will be granted.

:smt091 Fortune truly helps those who are of good

judgment.

:smt091 You are the center of every group's attention. ( hahaha yeah right! )

:smt091 Your present

plans are going to succeed.

[camillusk]

Advice when most needed, is least heeded. :smt031

Lucky numbers: 9, 10, 12 and I can't remember the rest.

[AllCutieWants]

:smt023 Great thoughts come from the heart

Daily #'s 7 1 2
Lotto Six #'s 5 9 42 45 16



:smt023 You will always get what you want through your charm and personality

Daily #'s 2 5 8
Lotto Six #'s 27 38 6 24 1 20



:smt005 Your winsome smile will be your sure protection

Daily #'s 6 1 5
Lotto Six #'s 6 19 23 20 3 39

[camillusk]

Protection? What? So, if you're getting mugged one day, you'll just smile at the mugger and he'll go away, no harm done? :smt040 Some of those don't make sense.

[Davagator]

Yea like "we are happy together"


Some of those don't make sense.

[crshoveride1]

Now, what was wrong with that one? You know that you two are happy together... :smt005

[Nosenoddles]

Davagator, are you 2 with yourself?

[AllCutieWants]

:smt023 You have a friendly heart and are well admired.

Daily #'s 4 9 8
Lotto Six #'s 18 10 20 32 4 16



:smt043 You home is a pleasant place from which you draw happiness (and yes it says you home)

Daily #'s 1 8 9
Lotto Six #'s 24 20 41 43 18 3

[crshoveride1]

:smt043 You home is a pleasant...


Looks like more Engrish to me :smt043

[AllCutieWants]

:smt023 You always bring others happiness

Daily #'s 7 3 0
Lotto Six #'s 11 88 36 52 16 28



:smt026 Success is on its way to you

Daily #'s 5 1 1
Lotto Six #'s 56 3 2 26 37 42



:smt006 Remember to share good fortune as well as bad with your friends

Daily#'s 0 3 0
Lotto Six #'s 26 44 20 45 22 31

[crshoveride1]

CHINESE PROVERBS
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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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[camillusk]

OMG! :smt043 The last 2 were my favorite! LOL

[crshoveride1]

yeah I thought those were pretty good when I got them. I used to keep a list on my computer and I found it the other night. So I had to add them. :)

[AllCutieWants]

:heart: A love relationship takes on an added dimension

Lucky Numbers 5 17 22 26 29 38

[AllCutieWants]

:smt023 You should be able to undertake and complete anything.

Daily #'s 3 5 6
Lotto Six #'s 26 44 20 45 22 31


:rolllaugh Confucius say: show-off always shown up in showdown.

Daily #'s 1 3 2
Lotto Six #'s 15 40 45 26 1 3

[Davagator]

There is true and sincere friendship between you both.

[superdude]

WTF?! :shock:


:rolllaugh Confucius say: show-off always shown up in showdown.

[crshoveride1]

:arrow: Nothing in the world is accomplished without passion.
:arrow: Keep on charging the enemy so long as there is life.
:arrow: If a true sense of value is to be yours it must come through service.

[AllCutieWants]

:prayer: A liar is not believed even though he tells the truth

Daily #'s 9 6 7
Lotto Six #'s 34 14 27 43 17 33


:smt023 A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains

Daily #'s 0 2 9
Lotto Six #'s 43 35 12 40 6 25


:heart: Our first and last love is.... self love

Daily #'s 6 8 1
Lotto Six #'s 22 29 5 40 1 12

[camillusk]

Financial hardship will come to an end soon. Enjoy!


I didn't realize I had financial hardship! But, I guess I better play the lotto or something, huh! :smt040

[AllCutieWants]

Yeah, play for me too then, I have financial hardship!


Financial hardship will come to an end soon. Enjoy!


I didn't realize I had financial hardship! But, I guess I better play the lotto or something, huh! :smt040

[Davagator]

:) In god we trust; all others must pay in cash. :)

[AllCutieWants]

:smt026 You will always have good luck in your personal affairs.

Daily #'s 9 2 9
Lotto Six #'s 13 20 43 31 39 1


:smt005 You are broad minded and socially active.

Daily #'s 8 7 0
Lotto Six #'s 3 2 15 40 44 29

[MrBlues]

Bingo!! :smt005

[MrBlues]

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Chinese Proverb

[MrBlues]

Raise your sail one foot and you get ten feet of wind.
Chinese Proverb

[crshoveride1]

more like "raise my leg one foot and get ten feet of wind"

[AllCutieWants]

:smt005 You ain't kidding!


more like "raise my leg one foot and get ten feet of wind"

[MrBlues]

:rolllaugh