crshoveride1
07-01-2004, 11:57 PM
FEMALE PRAYER:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to, "How big's my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
And as I kneel and pray beside my bed,
I look at the creep you sent me instead.
Amen.
MALE PRAYER:
I pray for a nympho with huge boobs who owns a liquor store. Amen.
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to, "How big's my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
And as I kneel and pray beside my bed,
I look at the creep you sent me instead.
Amen.
MALE PRAYER:
I pray for a nympho with huge boobs who owns a liquor store. Amen.