crshoveride1
07-02-2004, 12:04 AM
A NEW HOLIDAY FOR MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A new holiday...mark your calendars now!
Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for
your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner,
shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.
Secret...guys feel left out.
That's right...left out.
There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for
the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too
embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created.
March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day."
Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created
so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love
him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the
holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ.
That's it.
This twin pairing of Valentine 's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will usher
in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in
February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love
machine.
A new holiday...mark your calendars now!
Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for
your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner,
shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.
Secret...guys feel left out.
That's right...left out.
There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for
the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too
embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created.
March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day."
Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created
so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love
him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the
holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ.
That's it.
This twin pairing of Valentine 's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will usher
in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in
February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love
machine.