crshoveride1
07-02-2004, 12:08 AM
I was doing yard work after the storm this weekend and my wife was
about to take a shower. I realized that I couldn't find the rake. I yelled up
to my wife, "Where is the rake?" She couldn't hear me and she shouted
back, "What?" I pointed to my eye, then I pointed to my knee and made a raking motion. When my wife wasn't sure and said, "What?" I repeated the gestures. "EYE KNEE - THE RAKE" My wife replied that she understands and signals back. She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her rear end, and finally to her crotch. Well, there is no way in hell that I could even come close to that one. Exasperated, I went upstairs and asked her "What in the hell was that?"
She replies, EYE - LEFT TIT - BEHIND - THE BUSH.
about to take a shower. I realized that I couldn't find the rake. I yelled up
to my wife, "Where is the rake?" She couldn't hear me and she shouted
back, "What?" I pointed to my eye, then I pointed to my knee and made a raking motion. When my wife wasn't sure and said, "What?" I repeated the gestures. "EYE KNEE - THE RAKE" My wife replied that she understands and signals back. She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her rear end, and finally to her crotch. Well, there is no way in hell that I could even come close to that one. Exasperated, I went upstairs and asked her "What in the hell was that?"
She replies, EYE - LEFT TIT - BEHIND - THE BUSH.