Martha Stewart

[Davagator]

vote.

[AllCutieWants]

I think (fos) they will just make an example out of her!

[crshoveride1]

more like what SHOULD she get.... bitch

[Davagator]

imagine being her cell mate. EEEK :shock:

[crshoveride1]

she could probably show you how to make a pair of shorts out of your bedding and with the left over material you can make a nice wall piece. How homey..

[Davagator]

NEW YORK (CNN/Money) - A federal judge ordered domestic diva Martha Stewart on Tuesday to report to prison by Oct. 8 and begin serving her 5-month prison sentence for lying about her ImClone Systems Inc. stock sale.

I bet she gets out in a week for good behavior or something like that

[crshoveride1]

good behavior? hell she'll probably show the wardens wife how to spruce up her home country style with just the things under the sink, a needle, and a peice of thread. Then she'll have to be let free cause she just became best friends with her.

[greyfox 53]

The best we can hope for Martha, is everyone should boycott her products. The only message she would understand because it would hit her in her wallet.

[crshoveride1]

that would be the ultimate! I'd love to see that happen. Unfortunately she has too many followers. That Bitch!

[Davagator]

Maybe she can knit herself a noose and hang herself.

[crshoveride1]

:rolllaugh

[AllCutieWants]

Ahahah yeah maybe.. :rolllaugh


Maybe she can knit herself a noose and hang herself.

[greyfox 53]

:shock:

[kelticdrgn73]

She is such a bitch and should get the full of the law. She did it got cought and now has to pay.

[camillusk]

The biggest kicker is that she's not even sorry -she could care less! She was on CNN a few weeks ago and they asked her "What have you learned from all of this?" and most people would say what they've learned from their mistakes but, no, Martha says, "Oh, I'm gonna write a book because there is so much involved with finding the right lawyers and the whole process..." blah blah blah! So she's gonna right some book and end up profiting from her illegal activities! ](*,)

[Davagator]

Give me a flame thrower!!

[crshoveride1]

yeah... I hope they put her someplace with a really bad roomy. Even a minimum security joint with one badassbitch that wants to make Martha her play toy. Alot can happen in 8 months. I only hope she feels that wrath of country broomsticks with corn cobs hot-glued to the sides shoved right up her *&$#)#&@(*(_$)_@#*)!!!

[camillusk]

I bet there's a good number of prison women that would love to make Martha Stewart's life miserable. Afterall, she's the epitimy of June Cleaver!

[crshoveride1]

yeah no doubt

[kelticdrgn73]

Someone would toss her salad and use her face as an "oven rack" to place the pie on. :rolllaugh

[Davagator]

:rolllaugh

[camillusk]

Martha is going to "Camp Cupcake!" :smt005

http://moneycentral.msn.com/content/invest/extra/P95841.asp?GT1=5100

[greyfox 53]

See what happens when "Money Talks" She will have the best of the best. We would be in Hell----

[crshoveride1]

yeah... I wish she had to serve it here in my house. Man she'd want the hell out of here so fast!!!

[Davagator]

I have some cleaning for her to do. Thats punishment enough.

[Davagator]

In celebration of Martha starting her "prison" term tomorrow, Spike TV is having a 6 hour movie marathon titled "Babes Behind Bars". It starts at 9PM and its movies about chicks in prison. :smt005

[AllCutieWants]

:rolllaugh Oh jeebus!

[kelticdrgn73]

I have some "movies" about girls in prison....but they can't show them on Spike TV.

[AllCutieWants]

:rolllaugh


I have some "movies" about girls in prison....but they can't show them on Spike TV.

[kelticdrgn73]

Matter of fact Cutie tape them for me :rolllaugh

[AllCutieWants]

Ahahahah :rolllaugh


Matter of fact Cutie tape them for me :rolllaugh

[greyfox 53]

:vom:

[kelticdrgn73]

Well if you really want to :vom: , all three of your daughters were in it. Nice, I made a lot of money on that....oh I let the cat out of the bag. :smt040

[AllCutieWants]

:rolllaugh


Well if you really want to :vom: , all three of your daughters were in it. Nice, I made a lot of money on that....oh I let the cat out of the bag. :smt040

[kelticdrgn73]

Right cutie :wink: .

[Davagator]

NEW YORK (CNN/Money) - Imprisoned domestic diva Martha Stewart is considering doing a book on her experience in federal prison, according to a published report.

The magazine said the book deal could be worth more than $5 million.

:!: She shouldn't be able to make a dime off of this! The money should to pay for her sorry ass stay at prison and to all the people she fucked over. What a C*NT!! :smt013

Hey Martha! :smt097

[MrBlues]

I like bad girls!!! :smt077

[crshoveride1]

I like bad girls!!! :smt077who doesn't!!! :smt023

[kelticdrgn73]

I like bad girls to, but not when there that old.

[AllCutieWants]

Then what the hell ya doing married to Banannie... she couldnt be a "bad girl" is she tried her hardest! :rolllaugh


I like bad girls to, but not when there that old.

[AllCutieWants]

O:)


who doesn't!!! :smt023

[kelticdrgn73]

Oh I beg to differ, she has small bobbies, can't drink worth anything but she did get at least one of the Paz. tarate. :smt023

[AllCutieWants]

Do I even want to know what that is... no no I dont!

[kelticdrgn73]

She is like her middle sister, sweet old cutie.....shall I say ballon Knot. :rolllaugh Banannie is a dirty little, oh I have to stop there.


Ps. I am Kidding Bananna

[AllCutieWants]

:shock: Bad Keltic Bad!


She is like her middle sister, sweet old cutie.....shall I say ballon Knot. :rolllaugh Banannie is a dirty little, oh I have to stop there.


Ps. I am Kidding Bananna

[kelticdrgn73]

I am just kidding cutie...you like me bad thought :supz:

[AllCutieWants]

Of course... just like your bad self in High School! :rolllaugh What a dork you were! LOL


I am just kidding cutie...you like me bad thought :supz:

[kelticdrgn73]

Ok miss 80's hair. It was the 90's and you still had big hair. Talk about dork. :rolllaugh You know I love you cutie :smt058

[camillusk]

:rolllaugh Big Hair!

[AllCutieWants]

I have naturally BIG hair, can't help the amount of hair god gave me!

You know I love you too! :smt005

[crshoveride1]

Of course... just like your bad self in High School! :rolllaugh What a dork you were! LOL


I am just kidding cutie...you like me bad thought :supz: :rolllaugh

[Davagator]

"I have adjusted and am very busy," wrote Stewart in a posting on www.marthatalks.com. "The camp is like an old-fashioned college campus -- without the freedom, of course."

:smt013

[crshoveride1]

that bitch!! I want to see her become Bertha's bitch!

[camillusk]

Me too. I like to see Big Bertha help Martha shove a knitting needle where the sun don't shine. Course, the sun probably shines there too if it's Martha Stewart! :smt019

[MrBlues]

We'll send Big Bubba to visit her.... :rolllaugh

[crshoveride1]

oh I don't know... she might like Bubba too much.

[AllCutieWants]

Could always send pigpen to visit! :rolllaugh OHH! Speaking of pigpen, I cant find any channel this year playing It's The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown :(

[camillusk]

Awe, I always liked watching that.

[AllCutieWants]

I was hoping to catch it to see if Zoe would watch it... guess one of the grandma's might have to buy her the DVD! :smt040

[crshoveride1]

I dont even know if I've ever seen it... :-k

[camillusk]

Well, you'll have to make it a family affair then! :smt023