crshoveride1
07-27-2004, 08:32 AM
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house
> it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came
> to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and
> wrote
> "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door. When the
> offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card
> had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10."
> Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales
> of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and
> knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was
> afraid for I was naked."
>
> Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? They still are! "A
> cheerful heart is good medicine" (Prov 17:22a)
> it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came
> to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and
> wrote
> "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door. When the
> offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card
> had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10."
> Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales
> of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and
> knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was
> afraid for I was naked."
>
> Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? They still are! "A
> cheerful heart is good medicine" (Prov 17:22a)