The drunk

[camillusk]

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the restroom. A few
minutes later, a loud, bloodcurdling scream is heard. A few minutes
after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The
bartender goes to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all
the screaming about in there? You're scaring my customers!
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush,
something comes up and squeezes my nuts."
With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says, "You
idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"

[AllCutieWants]

:smt005

[camillusk]

Can't you just picture the thingy coming up and squeeeeezing! :smt044

[AllCutieWants]

:smt043 Isnt it great to not have anything dangling in the toilet!


Can't you just picture the thingy coming up and squeeeeezing! :smt044

[camillusk]

Oh yea! Cept' when we get old, we might have to worry abt our boobs danglin' in the toilet. I hope mine don't ever sag that bad, but I've seen some pretty scary things!

[crshoveride1]

:smt043 :smt005 :smt043 :smt005 :smt043

[camillusk]

You laugh now, but just wait till Cutie has saggy boobies! :smt005

[crshoveride1]

:shock: Oh hell no! We'll be at the doc's gettin a lift before that happens! :smt040

[camillusk]

:smt005 Gettin a lift! Ahahahaa! That sounds funny. Almost like she'll be going for a tune up or something! :smt043

[AllCutieWants]

:shock: You wont love me for who i am if i haves saggy boobies?? :smt022


:shock: Oh hell no! We'll be at the doc's gettin a lift before that happens! :smt040

[crshoveride1]

oh balogna babe... You know I'll always love you just the same. Your the one that said you didn't want them and I'm sure that you wouldn't mind getting them lifted if they happen to go below your waist.

[camillusk]

Dude, I'm definitely getting a lift if mine get saggy. I'd be disgusted with them myself, let alone Mark having to love me with saggy boobies! :smt005

[crshoveride1]

:smt005 be kinda funny watchin em float in the OOL though :smt043

[Davagator]

TiT!

[camillusk]

:smt043 :smt005 :smt043 That would be funny! And fun! LOL


:smt005 be kinda funny watchin em float in the OOL though :smt043

[AllCutieWants]

Squeeze!


TiT!

[AllCutieWants]

Yeah but getting them lifted = Pain :vom:


oh balogna babe... You know I'll always love you just the same. Your the one that said you didn't want them and I'm sure that you wouldn't mind getting them lifted if they happen to go below your waist.

[crshoveride1]

How would you know?

[AllCutieWants]

Umm they cut into you! plus Ive been watching it alot on all the plastic surgery shows lately!


How would you know?

[crshoveride1]

blah blah blah. Don't knock it till you try it babe.

[AllCutieWants]

Besides we dont have a few grand for it! :smt019


blah blah blah. Don't knock it till you try it babe.

[crshoveride1]

right now we don't but by the time you get to that point, the price will be down to around 2 or 3 bucks since it will be so popular.

[camillusk]

Ahahahaa! 2 or 3 bucks! :smt005

[Davagator]

:arrow: duct tape.

[camillusk]

Hey now, I know duct tape has maaaaany uses, but it's not going on my boobies! Nooooo way! [-X

[AllCutieWants]

Did you know they actually use that on actresses and models, for swimsuit shoots and/or for those fancy dresses they wear to award shows!


Hey now, I know duct tape has maaaaany uses, but it's not going on my boobies! Nooooo way! [-X

[crshoveride1]

yup I knew they used tape. Mostly clear though not duct tape.

[camillusk]

Yea, I've heard of that! You'd think they'd come up with something better than tape though - ouch! :shock:

[crshoveride1]

yeah like hands or tongues or something ;)

[AllCutieWants]

:smt005 you're such a flirt! :wink:


yeah like hands or tongues or something ;)

[camillusk]

OMG! Yea, can you see some hot chick walking the red carpet with a guy holding her breasts up and together for her?!! :smt005 He'd probably get paid top dollar! :smt043


yeah like hands or tongues or something ;)

[crshoveride1]

I'm in! :smt006

[AllCutieWants]

Ok.. just make sure you send all that money home! 3:-o


I'm in! :smt006