Humans and Doorways

[Davagator]

:?: Why do people

like to hold conversations in a doorway? It prevents people from coming/going where they need to go. And these people

can't seem to realize that they are holding up the flow.

[AllCutieWants]

Well that would be because

they are human. They dont want people to have an exit while they are speaking!

[camillusk]

Store aisles too. It seems like humans

seem to get stuck right in the middle of them. And even though they see that you are coming, they do not move. Why do they

have to stand with their carts right in the middle of the aisle? And then when you say excuse me, they move their cart over 1

inch and make you squeeeeeze by.

[Davagator]

I've started moving it for them,

[BigFreakingFork]

I make some weird freaking grunting

noises...it tends to make them freaking nervous.

[AllCutieWants]

I have to admit, after

saying excuse me a few times and people not moving (or only moving that inch), I just ram their cart

:oops:

[Davagator]

I've done that too, and say "Oh, I

didn't see you

there"


I have to admit,

after saying excuse me a few times and people not moving (or only moving that inch), I just ram their cart

:oops:

[AllCutieWants]

I dont even say that

Davagator.... I just do it and give them a dirty look. Hmmm Maybe I am just a HUGE bitch! :twisted:

[camillusk]

Ya know what else drives me crazy - when I'm in a store and some

kid(s) go whizzing by, like maniacs. Where the hell are their parents and why aren't they with them?

[Davagator]

I went to Wegmans tonight. There was

this family there blcoking the exit. I asked "why are you blocking the exit" Bitch responded "I'm busy checking my

receipt" I replied "but there are people trying to leave" She replied "too damned bad" So I looked at Hye (store

manager, pronounced high) and motioned him to come over and I told him what the problem was. He asked her politely to move

to the side and she blew up at him. Her dumb-ass husband didn't do or say anything, but he was blushing.... Now I'm not a

violent person....but I really wanted to tackle her and punch her a few times. She finally left in a huff and nearly rammed

her cart into a little kid! And on top of that she yelled at the kid "Get out of my way!" :evil: If only my evil

flamingos weren't at spring break...

[crshoveride1]

I'm not a violent person either but I'll tell ya, you handled

that a whole lot better then I would've. As soon as she talked shit to me I'd looked at her ol man and given him the "

I'm gonna kick her ass if you don't do something" look. Not that I'd hit a woman but I'd walk through her for sure. In

my mind all I picture is Satruday night live crew in the doorway of a Wegmans and Catan tryin to walk over one of the the

woman and her family. LOL